Incorrect Oofuri Quotes

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[goose-use]

If I had known before that making meme art would be that fun I would have made much more

[incorrectoofuriquotes]

Izumi is ambidextrous and bisexual, so I guess you could say he... Swings both ways -Tajima, probably

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Abe: What's your mission?

Haruna: To make contact with the family.

Abe: No, you're gonna get attacked.

Haruna: Wha-

Abe: Provoke the evil spirit.

[lesbianchiyo-deactivated2022110]

so out of my league and unforgettable

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Gen

Fandom: Ookiku Furikabutte | Big Windup!

Relationship: Abe Takaya/Mihashi Ren

Additional Tags: Alternative Universe - Different First Meetings, Inspired By Samurai Flamenco, Based on a Tumblr Post

Summary:

Weird things always seem to happen to Takaya... like meeting his favorite baseball player in the back alley of his shop.

[inspired by @nyaruhodou 's post about this au!! literally give them all the rights to the idea, i just wrote it cause i'm unoriginal]

[fudemushi]

fuck fmab, hxh, and mp100. the REAL good taste gang is people who love both samurai flamenco and oofuri.

[tsutomi-goshiki]

me in 2014: I hope Ookiku Furikabutte gets a third season me in 2015: I hope Ookiku Furikabutte gets a third season me in 2016: I hope Ookiku Furikabutte gets a third season

[jirachiki]

Nishiura thinkin ahead

[ars-clarum]

Happy birthday Ren Mihashi <3  I did this little sketch some days ago~

[incorrectoofuriquotes]

Mizutani: Awww Chiyo, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.

Shinooka: We’re married.

Mizutani: Still.

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Abe: I need to talk to you guys... It’s about feelings. 

Hanai: No. 

Suyuma: Mmm. 

Izumi: No, I can’t go there.  

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Nishihiro: *catches his first fly ball* 

Nishihiro: I could kill god.

[incorrectoofuriquotes]

I’ve been alive for sixteen years and I still haven’t found the right thing to say for when somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom I'm in.

Sakaeguchi

[incorrectoofuriquotes]

Haruna: There’s a place in hell just for you. 

Abe: Yeah, the throne.  

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I’m incorporating emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

Mizutani

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Hanai: When is quitting ever the answer?

Tajima: Heroin. Cigarettes. A jigsaw puzzle. You already got the picture on the box!

[incorrectoofuriquotes]

I love you guys and would defend you all to the death with a plastic spoon, but at the same time, I would trade every single one of you for a Kit Kat.

Hanai to Nishiura

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Izumi: I’m ambidextrous

Mizutani: That’s whassup, bro. Love who you love.