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[anxietyproblem]

[incorrectorlandoqueens]

Cara- Mom, it’s February we should take down the Christmas tree

Roxxxy- We don’t have a Christmas tree

Cara- Then what’s that giant tree doing in the living room?

Roxxxy- ...it’s a Presidents’ day tree we’re celebrating George Washington for chopping down that cherry tree

Cara- So in a couple months it’s gonna be an Earth day tree?

[catchymemes]

[katealot]

Earth: does the same thing it’s done for 4.54 billion years

Humans:

[incorrectorlandoqueens]

Axel- Every year that I’ve had Spotify, my top artist is always My Chem, how embarrassing

Cara- Omg same I always get Britney Spears, it’s so cringe

Roxxxy- ...

Roxxxy- What did you expect?

[incorrectorlandoqueens]

*haus of andrews playing among us*

Roxxxy- I don’t know guys orange is kinda sus

Cara- ...but you’re orange?

Roxxxy- Wait what does sus mean again?

Axel- It’s short for suspicious

Roxxxy-

Roxxxy- Then orange is suspiciously good at playing this lil astronaut game!

[incorrectorlandoqueens]

Roxxxy- Whats tiktok? Like that Kesha song? Tik tok on the clock but the party don’t stop oh wah oh wah oh oh

Venus- I- No- Um- Where do I even start? It’s kinda like the new tumblr.

Roxxxy-

Roxxxy- What’s tumblr? Some sort of gymnastics move?

[incorrectorlandoqueens]

*haus of andrews watching dragula resurrection*

Cara (as they’re watching Victoria’s ghost corpse look)- The word “fear” is not in my vocabulary

Roxxxy- Yes but it’s in your eyes

[letsdohomostuff-deactivated2022]

How is it that Dragula has more of a cult following and isn’t nearly praised by the drag fandom and doesn’t have world wide spread like Drag Race but yet this Dragula resurrection special budget was leaps and bounds better than Drag Races reunion special earlier this year.

Dear I say the entire Drag Race franchise? Not bashing Drag Race since it is my favorite but damn Dragula brought it all!!!

[incorrectorlandoqueens]

Dollya- We can’t lose because we have this *points to chest*

Opulence- A shirt that you’ve worn for the past two days?

Victoria- Really big fake boobs

Waka- Heart?

Dollya- No fools! I was talking about myself!

[animatedtext]

[incorrectorlandoqueens]

Dollya- Can you check for monsters under the bed?

Victoria- The monsters don’t live under our beds, they live inside of us

Dollya- ❗️

Victoria *flips off light switch*- Goodnight 😚

[incorrectorlandoqueens]

Opulence- Do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

Allegra- They do.

Opulence- Why did you say that so quickly and with so much certainty?

[incorrectorlandoqueens]

Dollya- Do you see these arms?

Dollya- *flexes at Waka*

Dollya- wii sports resort

[incorrectorlandoqueens]

Dollya- You’re such a dirty liar! A complete backstabber! How could you betray me like this?!

Waka- Please, I’m sorry! I really am!

Dollya- Save it I don’t want to her it

Victoria-

Victoria- Well so no more UNO for you two

[incorrectorlandoqueens]

Opulence- Did it hurt?

Victoria- What?

Opulence- When you fell from the vending machine?

Victoria- Wait what?

Opulence- Cause you is a SNACK

[incorrectorlandoqueens]

Victoria (coming home from work)- Babe, why are you hiding in the linen closet?

Opulence- Maybe I just like it here. I mean I happen to like acquainting myself with the towels.

Victoria- What? I- I- Okay babe, where’s the spider?

Opulence (quietly)- Under the kitchen table

[barbiehytes]

Read U Wrote U is still the best song with the strongest verses in drag race herstory, no I will not provide any further comments at this time thank you