[unbotheredmuse]

[spicyraeman]

“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

[aoelustious]

“he’s a woman to me” “ummm isn’t that kind of misogynistic? are you equating womanhood with submission—”

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK sorry i couldn’t hear you over the sound of me putting a fictional man in a slutty apron and calling him mommy. sorry. i was too busy hand-feeding him strawberries and then writing 12k of emotional devastation and domestic porn. sorry i gendered him like a little fucked up doll in a victorian nursery.

YES. HE’S A WOMAN TO ME. HE’S A HOUSEWIFE. HE’S A HIGH-FEM BRAT. HE’S A PRETTY LITTLE THING WHO GETS RAWED IN THE MOONLIGHT AND MAKES SOFT WHIMPERS AND BAKES BREAD TO COPE. AND I DO NOT CARE IF IT MAKES SENSE.

HE IS MADE OF TROPES. HE IS MADE OF VIBES. HE IS MADE OF GLITTER AND TEARS AND POST-WAR PTSD. HE IS WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. HE IS NOT A MAN. HE IS NOT A WOMAN. HE IS A TRAGEDY IN LACE.

you’re talking about “misogyny” like i didn’t just write a fic where he gets folded in half by a feral beast of a love interest and then cries because he’s “too used to not being touched gently.” BABE. THERE IS NO DIGNITY HERE. ONLY CATHARSIS.

your academic thinkpiece cannot survive the heat of my horny little monkey brain. you want to talk about gender roles?? I WANT TO PUT HIM IN A COLLAR. I WANT TO GIVE HIM A GENDERCRISIS VIA DICK. I WANT TO MAKE HIM THE MAID AND THE MUSE AND THE MADONNA.

and also? sometimes i call him a manwhore for getting railed twice in one chapter and still being emotionally unavailable. because HE DESERVES IT. because I SAID SO. because it’s FUNNY and UNHINGED and that’s the POINT.

you are not fixing the world. i am not breaking it. we are both feral rats arguing over a Barbie doll in a trench coat. take your discourse and go. i’ve got work to do. i’m about to make him lactate out of spite.

[ex-riddlecats]

this is already an absolutely tone-deaf and borderline transmisogynistic response but i think it gets even more jawdropping when your blog makes it really obvious youre talking about alexander hamilton

[vaporween]

[innovadesexual]

[astralcities]

you people are so demonically fucking evil. really cool; i'm sure it reinforces nothing that you think that being afab allows you to be a better woman than a trans woman. thanks for examining why you think transfems can't fit the bar of femininity you're establishing by virtue of nothing more than you not being amab. really cool. hey what's up with the nazi comparison at the very end

[astralcities]

hi @intersexcat-tboy

okay. but you haven't examined at all why these people would assume trans women would believe that. why do they think that others would believe they're raising the bar? what implications does that have? it's not an opinion summoned up from the ether—it comes from somewhere.

I am not a trans woman. I never mentioned this affecting me personally anywhere in this post. Crazy how you seemingly think the only people who find this awful and disgusting are trans women though

[thesituation]

i’m literally never deleting my blog this site is like an endless conveyor belt of the funniest sentences you’ve ever seen said with the conviction of someone being cross examined in court

[thesituation]

god i just love it so much when someone says the most terminally online thing you’ve seen in months and caps it off with “go touch grass” the irony of it combined with the cluelessness of the deliverer is just perfect

[abortionado]

(Lesbian OP) "women are more attractive than men"

(The replies)

"Hey, I'm a man and this hurt me worse than anything else in the world. My wife left me this morning and this post was my final straw. I'm standing in my bathtub right now with a pistol in my mouth and it's your fault you bitch. You bitch. You cunt bitch"

"Aaaaand this right here is why everyone hates lesbians."

"What about trans men????? You're saying you hate trans men??? You're saying you want all trans men to kill themselves??????????"

"Hey op this is a lil uhhh....yikes! Just a reminder from your friendly neighborhood Cheese Goblin™️ that people of ALL genders and sexual orientations are attractive. MEN ARE VALID. MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. MEN ARE LOVED. Sexism towards men will NEVER be okay, and if you disagree you can fuck right off *gif from Good Omens*

[cleaningouttherooms]

this is the case for every diagnosis but the concept of "moral ocd" really takes collapsing a big variety of experiences under a singular post hoc pathology to the next level. like oh ok now everyone who experiences debilitating worry about their role in the evils of the world, regardless of their actual role in those evils - as a settler, as an employee, as a person living in the imperial core, as a member of any dominant group, or even on a personal level - can now wave it away as a brain pathology. two options are now worry about it in a way that centres your own paralyzing guilt and paints you as the victim of your goverments' actions overseas or stop worrying about it by not feeding into the compulsion loops and not exposing yourself to the rage of the people those systems hurt or whatever the dbt advice is nowadays. you're not having panic attacks over this because we live in an unfathomably evil world in which you play a role, this is just a personal pathological reaction that you yourself are one of the very few people experiencing ❤️

[louisegluckpdf]

i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

[doefrost]

The legendary biker is dead, the legendary heisei idol is dead, the legendary showa idol is dead, the legendary oiran is dead, the legendary child actress is dead, the legendary Yamada Tae is dead, and me I also feel not so good

[nutongzhi]

wtf how is it midnight

[relelvance]

It's not midnight

[nutongzhi]

i’m running a misinfo campaign

[relelvance]

Okay sorry

[ivipl1]

In epidemiology, a disease vector is any living agent that carries and transmits an infectious pathogen such as a parasite or microbe, to another living organism.

[featherspiral]

two kris drawings I didnt rlly know if i wanted to post I can't tell if I like or dislike them 😮‍💨 I wanna get good at drawing that armor though I feel like I haven't quite figured them out

[wizard0rb]

my deltarune theory

[nebbeli]

captcha

[memorycycle]

honestly if snails were like elephant sized and they traveled in herds and left a huge sheet of slime across the land where evetything dies and nothing can grow, but there was another big herd of pretty slugs that also left a big sheet of slime where everything grew really fast like a trail of plants and flowers and shit, and they were all too big for any of us to fuck with theyre just like rolling monuments that slide around the earth creating and erasing everuthing behind themselves and like infinitely overlapping and replacing the other ones trail like a never ending game of splatoon, and we could never live in the same spot for too long,

[cognitohazardous]

tumblr gif search: only displays gifs of the most visually uninteresting live action netflix shows you didnt even know existed starring lab-grown white 20somethings

discord gif search: exclusively populated by vtubers and reaction gifs made by someone solely for their friend

[cognitohazardous]

tumblr

discord

[stlamb]

on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready