Incorrect Orphan Black Quotes

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Alison: Here are two pictures. One is your room. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Helena: That one is the dump.

Alison: They are both your room.

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Scott: Why are you naked?

Cosima: I don't have any clothes

Scott: *opens closet* You have pants, shirts, vests, hello Delphine, jackets, socks...

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Cosima: Yeah, I mean I was legally dead for two full minutes. And I met God.

Sarah: Cool. What does she look like?

Cosima: Ethnically ambiguous.

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Alison: So let me get this straight-

Sarah: More like let me run this bi you

Cosima: Let’s just see how this pans out

Scott: We should ace-ess the situation

Felix: I’m gay

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Sarah: Do you ever have the feeling that you’re being watched?

Krystal: You get used to it when you look this good.

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Sarah: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Art: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

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Cosima: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Felix: What if I bite it and it dies?

Cosima: That means *you’re* venomous.

Sarah: What if it bites itself and I die?

Cosima: That’s... voodoo.

Felix: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Cosima: That’s correlation, not causation.

Sarah: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Cosima: ...

Felix: That’s kinky.

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Cosima: It’s kind of cold.

Delphine: Here, take my jacket.

Donnie: I’m cold too.

Alison: Well damn, Donnie, I can’t control the weather!

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Sarah: Do you ever have the feeling that you’re being watched?

Krystal: You get used to it when you look this good.

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Alison: So let me get this straight-

Sarah: More like let me run this bi you

Cosima: Let’s just see how this pans out

Scott: We should ace-ess the situation

Felix: I’m gay

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Rachel: Punch me in the face.

Sarah: Punch you?

Rachel: Yes, in the face, didn’t you hear me?

Sarah: I always hear punch me in the face when you’re speaking, but normally it’s just subtext

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Alison: So let me get this straight-

Sarah: More like let me run this bi you

Cosima: Let’s just see how this pans out

Scott: We should ace-ess the situation

Felix: I’m gay

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Yeah, science, bitch!

--Cosima

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Sarah: Do you ever have the feeling that you're being watched?

Krystal: You get used to it when you look this good.

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Cosima: I sort of did something and I need your advice, but I don't want any judgement or criticism. Alison: And you came to me?

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Felix: Look, lets just agree to say "I'm sorry at the count of three" Sarah: *glares* Felix: 1...2...3. Both: *silent* Felix: See? Now I'm disappointed in the both of us.

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Ferdinand: Being angry at Rachel for being ruthless is like being angry at a stove for being hot. Rachel: I like that you used my name and hot in the same sentence.