Incorrect OHSHC Quotes.

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Hikaru: I dare you to kiss whoever comes into the room first.

Tamaki: That’s so stupid I’m not going to-

[A wild Haruhi appears!]

Tamaki: Rules are rules. I have no choice.

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Tamaki: But do you like me or do you like me like me?

Haruhi, literally on one knee proposing: Take a wild guess.

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Ryoji: Haruhi, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?

Haruhi: That I need do it more often.

Ryoji: Exactly! You need to learn how to have some fun!

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Right, Mori informs me that running through the school shouting ‘Who’s up for a fight?’ doesn’t technically qualify as ‘socialising’.

Ritsu Kasanoda.

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I scrolled all the way through this to the end. I have not been disappointed.

wow the one time i havent been a disappointment

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Haruhi: I’m grounded?

Tamaki: Yes, you’re grounded!

Hikaru: You disobeyed an order.

Tamaki, holding a shovel: And now we’re gonna bury you until you’ve learned your lesson!

Kyoya: Tamaki, that’s not how grounding works.

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Haruhi: First impressions are very important.

Tamaki: But you married me anyways.

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Hikaru: For your information, most people that meet me don’t know that I’m gay.

Kaoru: Blind and deaf people know you’re gay.

Kyoya: Dead people know you’re gay.

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Tamaki, fondly: Honey-senpai sometimes talks in his sleep, it’s adorable…

Honey, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… I think the fuck not…

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Tamaki: Aw, you poor thing.

Haruhi: Don’t bring my financial status into this.

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"You smell like vanilla and daddy issues."

~ Haruhi, to Tamaki.

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(Tamaki waking up beside Haruhi) Tamaki : *nudges Haruhi* Hey, I'm awake. Tamaki : Pay attention to me.

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Tamaki: I sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s no way you can stop them.

Kyoya: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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“Where are you, Tamaki? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.”

~ Haruhi at a fancy dinner.

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Kyoya: I hope I get run over.

Tamaki: Awww! Come on, it's Christmas! Get in the spirit!

Kyoya: I hope I get run over by a reindeer.

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Haruhi: Putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy.

Hikaru: Or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting toothpaste on.

Tamaki: Wow, excuse you. Maybe I like to soften the bristles first.

Kaoru: Who the fuck doesn't wet their toothbrush before putting toothpaste on, what the fuck.

Hikaru: Who the fuck does.

Kaoru: I the fuck do.

Hikaru: What the fuck man.

Kaoru: Fuck you.

Kyoya: Stop