They said what now?

An Incorrect Overwatch Quotes blog. Submissions are open, please read the rules first.

[royalarmyofoz]

ok but this is cute

[aletheius]

expected Boomer joke, pleasantly surprised

[bonimpfate-deactivated20221215]

Sombra: Talon is like my family!

Sombra: [gestures to Reaper and Doomfist] my dads

Reaper: shut up

Sombra: Akande is my cool dad

Sombra: [gestures to Moira] my weird aunt

Moira: what

Sombra: [gestures to Widowmaker] and this

Widowmaker:

Sombra: my wife

Widow: thank god

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Fareeha: So I saw a cute girl on Tinder.

Ana: Do you want me to hire the U-Haul yet?

Fareeha: .....

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Reinhardt: Show me your war face!

Brigitte: -blinks-

Reinhardt: Oh I'm so scared, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.

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Hana: What time is it?

Brigitte: half ten.

Hana: Half ten? Half ten? I've never been up so early!

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Angela: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

Lena: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Torbjorn: Brigitte, what do you have there?

Brigitte: A giant hammer!

Torbjorn: NO!

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Angela: I don't obsess.

Fareeha: Really?

Angela: I think. Intensely.

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Lena: -throwing Rocks at Amélie's window at 3am-

Amélie, texting Lena: Why are you throwing rocks? You have a phone.

-Loud Thunk-

Amélie, yanking open the window and yelling: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE!?

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Sombra: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Widow?

Widowmaker: No.

Reaper: I do.

Sombra: I know, Gabe.

Reaper: I'm sad.

Sombra: I know, Gabe.

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Sombra: Pull your hair back, it's a little in your face.

Widowmaker: Pull yourself back, you're a little in my face.

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Soldier 76: Any questions?

D.Va: Yeah, does anyone actually know what to do in the cha-cha slide when it says to Charlie Brown??

Soldier 76: I meant about the mission.

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Widowmaker: I will end you.

Ana: You can end me all you want. After your nap.

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Fareeha: -tearily- You're so pretty and I like you so much...

Angela: You're drunk and in trouble.

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Angela: This year, I lost my dear husband, Gabriel.

Reaper: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!

Angela: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

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Lucio: One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You're halfway down the staircase when you see your mom in front of her bedroom door. She says 'Don't go downstairs, I heard her too.' Who do you believe?

Hana: The one calling me downstairs. They're lesbians not ghosts.

Lucio: Didn't think that one through.

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Widowmaker: Is four a lot?

Mercy: Depends. Dollars, no. Murders, yes.