Ann: I thought Makoto told us to stay out of it, Ryuji. Ryuji: Yeah, but that’s just a suggestion, like how they tell you to drink eight cups of water every month. Ann: A day. Ryuji: Ann, come on. This is not the time for jokes.
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@incorrectp5quotes
Ann: I thought Makoto told us to stay out of it, Ryuji. Ryuji: Yeah, but that’s just a suggestion, like how they tell you to drink eight cups of water every month. Ann: A day. Ryuji: Ann, come on. This is not the time for jokes.
source: Brooklyn 99
Ryuji: It's crazy how Leonardo could paint and invent all those things and still find the time to be a crime-fighting turtle. Ann: He was amazing in titanic. Yusuke: A real Renaissance man. Makoto: What?
source: tumblr
[knocking on the door]
Sojiro: You wanna get that?
Futaba: And interact with people? No, thanks.
source: good luck charlie
Ryuji: I have an idea... but I'm gonna need your permission.
Makoto: Why would you need my permission?
Ryuji: Because if I mess it up, I don't want it to just be my fault.
source: star trek
Akira: Uh-oh.
Ryuji: Don't tell me: we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Akira: Yup.
Ryuji: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Akira: Most likely.
Ryuji: ...Bring it on.
News reporter: There's a body in the creek!
Ryuji: Zoinks!
Ann: Jinkies
Akechi:... FUCK
Source: Kappa Kaiju ('I reviewed Onision's Third Book So You Don't Have To')
Makoto: Girls, I can explain.
Futaba: You get a bunch of extra screen time throughout the game from constant cutaways to your house? I only get a couple, and only during the arc where I'm first introduced!
Ann: Cutaways? I only get screen time during my confidant or when we all meet up for Phantom Thieves stuff, like everyone else.
Haru: You guys are getting screen time?
futaba: if i were a drink, i would be a vanilla coke. if you were a drink what would you be?
akira: bleach.
akechi: sewage.
futaba: please calm down, edgelords
Noir: I walked to burger king-
Skull:
Panther:
Joker:
Oracle:
Fox:
Queen:
Mona:
Noir: Then I walked back home from burger king-
Queen: Noir, the Burger King is on fire-
Yusuke: I am the ultimate third wheel.
Haru: *holding hands with Makoto* What makes you say that?
Akira: *cuddling with Futaba* That's completely untrue.
Ann: *making out with Ryuji* You shouldn't think that way.
Yusuke: I have upgraded to seventh wheel. Truly, I am powerful.
Haru: I struggle to look angry and intimidating.
Futaba: Glare at someone as if they were tall.
Haru: >:(
Futaba: There you go.
Shido: Is it a crime to love my country so much?
Queen: No but its literally a crime to murder people??
"Eliminate the toes. You can pretend that your feet are smooth. Men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets."
— Futaba
Akira: *has just run inside Leblanc to avoid a bunch of girls chasing him* Please tell me nobody here wants "a piece of me".
Ryuji: Oh, well, if Akechi shows up, he'll probably want a swing at you.
Akira: ...I KNEW IT!
Ryuji: Would you miss me if I died?
Ann, smiling: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this friendship.
Futaba: Don’t worry, I still have a few knives up my sleeves.
Makoto: Don’t you mean cards?
Akira: She did not.
Futaba, pulling out knives: I did not.
Ryuji: *lip bleeding*
Ann: Ryuji what happened?? You should go to the doctors-
Ryuji: No way. If doctors are so smart why are there millions of them?
Ann: