Incorrect Parappa Quotes

A blog where Parappa characters say dumb shit thanks to @thelesbianwhitelion, @feelingkindafroggy, and @a-comforting-creature.

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Chop Chop Master Onion: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.

Colonel: *HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING*

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Parappa: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Suggestions? Colonel Noodle: Put spaghetti in it Parappa: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you. Takoyama: PUT SPAGHETTI IN IT. Parappa: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you. PJ Berri: Put spaghetti in it. Parappa: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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umMm i tried

Parappa: im gonna say the f word

Papa Parappa: SON DONT DO IT

Colonel Noodle, influencing: dO IT DO IT

Parappa: fffffffffffFUUUUCK

Papa Parappa: oh god what do i do

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Parappa: lesbians, what is your wisdom?

Kat: tiddy cold and soft

Nariko: girl hot

Fat Princess: watch Naruto

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Paula: Is something burning?

Rammy: Just my love for you.

Paula: Rammy, the toaster is on fire.

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Parappa: you're just mad cause I'll be able to do something with my hands that you'll never be able to achieve in your entire life kid

Parappa: so yeah, you're gay

(Lammy comes in and plays on her guitar)

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PJ: Soup is so crazy it’s like hot water but it’s got stuff going on...

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Parappa: Your none binnary? Like you have no binary...

PJ: Yeah sure

Parappa: That's so cool!

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Rammy: The best part of the oreo is the black cookie and not the frosting part. Deal with it.

CCMO: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Rammy: Yo socrates it's a fucking cookie

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Sunny: There are two genders. Girlboss and Male Wife

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Yoko: World Population: 7,812,027,543

Yoko: Just in case somebody starts feeling too important.

Rammy: 7,812,027,542 and *me!*

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Colonel Noodle: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice to be held.

Pj: Bro are you good

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Colonel: All it takes is one bad gloop to reduce the sanest man alive to yoinky. That's how far away the world is from where I am. One. Bad. Gloop.

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Rammy: I am never thrown out, and I never leave quietly. I STALK out, in a HUFF! And then I get REVENGE!

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PJ: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case.

Parappa: PJ that’s a coma.

PJ: Sounds festive.

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I LOVE THIS!! - Mod Lea

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Lammy: It's impossible to tell when the middle of my life is

Lammy: So, I've decided to just have an ongoing crisis.