Rewatching the best film ever made
"it's like a meat ballet" is an underrated line
WHY IS ONE OF THE PIRATES A FISH
the sheer law of maths
"the exact shape of some blood" one single unit yes
Cutlass Liz: gay awakening since 2012
Literally none of them know what a parrot looks like
Wtf kind of geography field trip are they going on omg
CHUCK
His complete indifferent towards the attack omg
WHAT FUCKING HUMAN RIGHTS CONVENTION
THEY BUILT THE PANAMA CANAL
"I could've sworn they were girls"
Pirate Captain's wet dream
Perry's just giving me all these dates and I'm just nodding
Also Sprach Zarathustra was written in 1896
"Piratical crimes"
Wtf is Jane Austen doing in this film
BRIAN BLESSED
Me: "Can't believe Peg Leg Hastings just died"
Perry: "Press F to pay respects"
THE BREAKUP SCENE
"That's a family portrait if ever I saw one" -Perry
Fucking Uncle Sam
The Gaston impression
The banter between Scarftain💕
Omg the accordion