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oh hey thanks, there actually should be a queue up soon once i’m finished with school stuff and unpacking stuff, so uh. look forward to that.

#Anon #ask

Lisia: Iconic.

Brendan: What?

Lisia: Me.

#pkmn #trainer brendan #contest idol lisia

Steven: *writing ticket*

Wallace: Please don’t ticket me, officer, I’ll do anything!

Steven: Anything…?

Wallace: Yes, anything!

Steven: Will you… learn how to fucking drive?

#steven stone #gym leader wallace #pkmn

Cynthia: What seems to be the problem?

Thorton: Palmer is always using common phrases incorrectly.

Palmer: Oh cry me a table.

#champion cynthia #frontier brain palmer #frontier brain Thorton #pkmn

Hau: Nice car.

Kukui: Yeah, it's 400 horsepower.

Hau: That's like 7000 ducks.

Kukui: What?

Hau: What?

#trainer hau #professor kukui #pkmn

Korrina: I'm sorry, I'm afraid you've come down with a bad case of Updog.

Olympia: What is Updog?

Korrina: [on the holocaster] VIOLA GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

#gym leader korrina #gym leader olympia #pkmn

Also the submission box is now ah, open ahem. If you have any you want posted.

Clemont: I'm sick of being such a big loser.

Grant: Aw, Clemont, you're not big.

#gym leader clemont #gym leader grant #pkmn

Dawn: Barry, you're a genius!

Barry: Yeah, I get called that a lot.

Dawn: What, a genius?

Barry: No, Barry.

#trainer dawn #rival barry #pkmn

Olivia: [tries to blackmail kahuna Nanu] I have a picture of you smiling.

#kahuna olivia #kahuna nanu #pkmn

Bugsy: Aw shucks!

Clair: Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language.

#gym leader bugsy #gym leader clair #pkmn

Touko and Bianca: We'll go with you!

Touya: No, you're both too important for me to lose.

Cheren: I'll go.

Touya: Ok.

#Trainer Hilbert #Trainer Touya #trainer touko #trainer hilda #trainer bianca #gym leader cheren #pkmn

Lance: Hey, Red, did you miss me?

Red: With every bullet so far.

#trainer red #champion lance #pkmn #its the champion thing if you want context ig

Lysandre: Hey, Diantha, can I get a ride back?

Diantha, getting into a car: I don't have a car.

#boss lysandre #champion diantha #pkmn

Touko: I've read that you are a great disappointment.

N: That's right. I am great.

#trainer touko #trainer Hilda #natural harmonia gropius #pkmn

Someone: How tall are you?

Hapu: Height is a social construct.

Someone: You’re tiny then.

#pkmn #kahuna hapu

May: If diamonds are the hardest material, why don't they make bullet proof vests out of them?

Wallace: Because, they're really heavy. A gram of diamonds weighs like 15 grams.

#BLESS #pkmn #trainer may #gym leader wallace

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