matt duchene sang a lullaby to the himalayan yeti

more on this at 8 my main is @jamiesonrees

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Kimmo Timonen: The other night, Hartsy got locked in the tumble dryer.

Paul Kariya: Did he get hurt?

Kimmo Timonen: He wanted me to start it, but I chickened out.

Paul Kariya: He definitely would’ve died.

Kimmo Timonen: Tell him that! He’s still mad.

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Kevin Fiala: You’re questioning my methods.

Roman Josi: I’m not questioning them, Kevin, I’m saying they’re stupid.

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Pekka Rinne: How do you feel?

Shea Weber: I do not.

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matt duchene: have you heard from philip?

juuse saros: i’m sure everything is fine. we left him with eeli!

matt duchene: those two sentences do not go together

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juuse saros: today i saw eeli crying for like 5 minutes and then an alarm went off and he just… stopped crying and went right back to work.

eeli tolvanen: it’s called time management, juice. look it up.

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roman josi: in juniors i had a crush on one of my teammates so i put a note that said "GET OUT OF MY TOWN PUNK" and various other threats in his stall.

yannick weber: ...THAT WAS YOU???

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pekka rinne: i’m still on the letter juuse sent about paris. it’s like 25 pages.

pekka rinne: personally, i like eeli’s better, it’s short and to the point.

pekka rinne: “hi dad, send money”

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pekka rinne: so how did baby-sitting go?

matt duchene: juuse wanted ice cream for breakfast and when I told him he couldn’t, he said I wasn’t his best friend anymore, so we made a compromise

pekka rinne: …which was?

matt duchene: he’s on his second bowl of ice cream and now i’m his best friend in the whole universe.

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You know what that is? Growth

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do u guys want me to post my dumb preds thoughts on here as well as incorrect quotes? there'd probably be more dumb thoughts than quotes but i don't want this blog to be dead 80% of the time yknow? pls let me know your feedback is very important to me :) xx

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this hockey break is good actually bc maybe.... just maybe.... roman josi will learn to count past ten and.... maybe by some miracle..... he'll read his first book

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ok i know i never post on here (sowwy) but i'm genuinely still ANGRY about this. WHY DID ROMAN SAY THAT? WAS IT TRUE?! WHAT DID HE MEAN HE'S NEVER READ A BOOK. I GET THEY ASKED FOR SOMETHING THAT PPL WOULD BE SURPRISED TO LEARN ABT HIM — AND BOY WAS I A BIT MORE THWN SURPRISED — BUT REALLY??? YOUVE NEVER READ A BOOK?! WHAT THE FUCK ROMAN. WHAT THE FUCK.

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this hockey break is good actually bc maybe.... just maybe.... roman josi will learn to count past ten and.... maybe by some miracle..... he'll read his first book

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juuse saros: can i have a venti vanilla latte with... 9 shots of espresso, please?

eeli tolvanen: jesus christ just do cocaine

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i'm making quotes rn and is kev/dante a ship i'm allowed to make? is that a thing i'm allowed to do??

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hey lads i made a preds sorter! it has the full nhl roster as well as two ahl players and one ohl player. it’d mean a lot to me if you took it and posted your results either in a reblog or makes its own post (as long as you tag me!) thanks pals!

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here are my results! pretty accurate but i feel like turris & tomasino could both be a bit higher!

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DO YALL WANT ME TO MAKE A PREDS LIST SORTER OR NAH I NEED TO KNOW SOON SO I KNOW IF I SHOULD TAKE MY COMPUTER TO HENDERSONVILLE OR NOT PLS LET ME KNOW THANKS XOXO

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hey i know i’m not very active over here (and i’m so so sorry the preds being bad has just drained my creativity :( i do take submissions/quote recs tho!) but i have more preds followers over here so if no one has made one yet let me know if you want me to make it! if you have no idea what “list sorter” i’m talking about here is my canes one and here are some examples of results:

let me know!! xx

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