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Your BrandTM is Sidney Crosby and the Flyers with their new album Grilled Cheese Sandwiches for Two, featuring hit singles Carter Hart Wish (Baby), Bees in Winter, and Manifest This Hextall

I don’t want to say everybody else go home, but....everybody else go home there’s no topping this

#the way I nearly screamed reading this #I feel like this needs to be my pinned post holy shit #ask tag

thank you jess castellanos for this instagram story, I owe you my life

#nick castellanos #kyle schwarber #philadelphia phillies #mlb #I do not use my tumblr often anymore #I mostly lurk #but I have come out of the shadows because the phillies fans on here deserve to see this #'that's my job'#also thank you to trea and kristen turner for hosting this whole hibachi party #silly headdresses and all

juergenklopp

TREA TURNER National League Division Series 2023 vs Atlanta Braves (October 12, 2023)

#decided to go into the trea tag after hearing him narrate the phillies' yearbook vid #ugh ugh ugh he is so important to me #I mean...I literally spotted his face on a beer koozie from a good 10 feet away from the merch booth in the 300s #you don't do that if you're Normal about a player #and yes I bought it #it's a very Me item if you know me well enough #trea turner #philadelphia phillies #mlb

hootball

BRYCE HARPER [20231012] National League Division Series | ATL @ PHI

#I think THIS was the moment where I finally fully accepted bryce into my heart #and my loins tbh #I've always felt this weird sort of embarrassment with him #but seeing him slut it up in the name of winning was just soooooo #bryce harper #philadelphia phillies #mlb

hootball

BRYCE HARPER [20231124] Starting my days with 35 degree water thanks to Renu Therapy!

#do I start my slow return to tumblr with this gifset?#how about yes #BECAUSE I'M FUCKING FERAL OVER THIS #was just opening instagram innocently one morning before going into work #and THIS WAS THE TOP POST #the hair #the shoulders #the briefest moments of eye contact #I hate the cold but I want to be in this tub with him #which is so fucking unhinged of me #why do I feel deep sexual attraction to a damn mormon #bryce harper #philadelphia phillies #mlb

sidneycrosbees

if I start posting on here regularly again, that's your indicator that twitter officially died

sidneycrosbees

over a year later, and it's less of "twitter died" and more of "can I come back to this space just to be horny for phillies players or..."

#wibbly wobbly texty wexty stuff #if I'm being honest I've been lurking on here a lot #and there are phillies fans doing the lord's work by capturing the horniest moments for this team #and some of y'all write the good rpf that baseball fandom needs more of...

if I start posting on here regularly again, that's your indicator that twitter officially died

#wibbly wobbly texty wexty stuff

Is that about @idontlikeem and isn’t one of your friends @meresprite now besties with them?

1.) since you tagged this, is me publishing this going to send a notification to that blog because I don't like that

2.) if you're referring to the last post that I made a good fucking month ago? no. it's not even anyone on pens tumblr. it's someone else that took fucking beef with me making some harmless jokes about future captains on my twitter. if it's not that, then what the fuck are you referring to anon?

3.) why are you in my inbox now of all times about shit, when, again, the last post I made was a fucking month ago??? I'm only seeing this because I got a notification on my phone that I had an ask

4.) I don't know why we're bringing my friendship with mere into this either, but also, I haven't really talked much with her lately, for reasons that are just...us drifting apart a bit. not that y'all would have any idea because, again, I'm really not that active!

#ask tag #I need to just delete this damn blog #I know I don't want to because 'what if you want to go back and find old things'#but this still being up isn't doing me any favors

it's hysterical as fuck to see someone on this site be like "don't be a dick to me while I have anon on" when they were a dick to me, specifically, by vague blogging about me and spreading my posts around to make their followers agree that I'm fucking messed up lmao

#wibbly wobbly texty wexty stuff

goaliekisses

Q: (Nate) said you weren't drunk but you were in the top ten.

A: Top ten? Oh, all right.

Q: Where would you have rated yourself that night?

A: I'd say at least top five. At least. He left two hours before I did, so I think I shut down the ale house that night. What else can I do? What does he want from me?

-32 Thoughts with Sidney Crosby

(other transcripts)

#haven't broken out this tag in a while but #secret trash possum #this is pure hidden dirtbag behavior #to outlast nate at his own damn cup party #and to be adamant that hello I shut the party down #everyone who has ever said sid is too boring to let loose owes me 5 bucks #because I have been ON THIS TRAIN #HE IS A DIRTBAG UNDER ALL THE LAYERS #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #nhl

goaliekisses

“that’s a really tough one: vous écoutez. it’s not the french, think it’s my teeth”

#all the frenchies in sid's life are about to roast him #and he has many #tanger and flower and duper and mikey and clood...#but also sir half of your teeth have been implanted #you had control over that #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #nhl

goaliekisses

sid said manspreading is when i spread thighs around other men

i mean……….

#so we don't have content of him drunk off his ass #(as is to be expected)#but we do get his thighs straining in short shorts #also marchand's face is all of us #especially with the hand placement and all #like you're really directing attention to your whole crotch huh #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #nhl

jasonzucker

good afternoon, mike “wifeguy” matheson is listed as #8 on the habs roster, which is his wife emily’s number on team usa and i just think this is the peak of romance

#no the way I literally went 'mr wife guy strikes again' the second the number dropped #also I was going insane trying to guess what the number would be #because bruh....there are too many retired numbers on the habs #I had convinced myself it would be 57 #to combine his 5 and the 7 she wore with the beauts #but to go all in with 8 is even better #mike matheson #emily matheson #montreal canadiens #nhl

having one of those moments where I miss when my inbox would be full of anons who wanna talk to me about sid

but, you know, it's his birthday and all. so of course I'm missing that old community I had...the one I destroyed by up and leaving here (and then not really doing a good job in terms of trying to return and rebuild)

#wibbly wobbly texty wexty stuff

shock

accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

#things I am trying to work on #especially with a recent setback #because it hurts to stumble upon people calling you weird #their opinions shouldn't fucking matter #but to someone with low self esteem and a loud inner critic...

memeclassheroes

rashemibabe

Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?

s8riel

#I should message the person that was vague blogging about my twitter with this #don't like what I have to say there? pay me to shut up then

sidneycrosbees

the mike matheson experience? being a male wag

3.10.22: "I'll definitely be there. My wife is coaching the U.S. team, so I'll be there to support her. Bit of a role reversal where I'll have Hudson and be dealing with him throughout the game, and she'll be the one performing."

3.14.22: "First off, my wife said 'I can't believe you said you had to deal with him' the last time I talked about it. It was a privilege to be with him I should say. It was a lot of fun, I mean, just to be able to be with him and experience what that's like for my wife every time she brings him to our game."

#I'm coming back to this #because there's a reason I specifically used the term 'male wag'#because if you were to use the actual reverse of wives and girlfriends #it would be husbands and boyfriends #'mikey's not a hab he's a pen'#HAHAHAHAHA FUCK #NOW HE IS ACTUALLY A HAB #anyways I know historically pwhpa players don't backtrack #but the phf did just announce a montreal franchise #he'll be her hab again I know it #mike matheson #........#montreal canadiens #ugh that's so weird to tag for him #nhl

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