Lizzie: (Watching TV) Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Sam: (soaking wet and covered in ink) Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk.
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@incorrectpsychonautsquotes
Lizzie: (Watching TV) Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Sam: (soaking wet and covered in ink) Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk.
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Edgar: Lana, I care about you, and each moment we spend together makes me want to know you more.
Dean: My abs are so firm YOU CAN GRATE CHEESE ON THEM
Sam: Don’t worry, Gisu likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
Dion: …She thinks it’s fancy?
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(During Christmas gift exchange at the Motherlobe)
Loboto: Camilla, this is for you, a set of combs for your beautiful hair.
Milla: That’s so sweet! But I sold my hair to a wig maker so I could buy a set of combs for Sasha.
Sasha: How ironic. I actually sold my hair so I could buy this third set of combs for Caligosto.
Loboto: Thank you! These’ll come in handy for my new hair! (Removes his cap to reveal a wig made from both Sasha and Milla’s hair)
Sasha and Milla: (Both gasp)
Loboto: (Combing his new “hair”) Finally, I look as pretty as I feel!
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“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Otto Mentallis lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!” - Otto Mentallis
Ford: Don’t stare into the abyss, Razputin. After all, it stares back.
Raz, finally done beating the butcher: Heheh… I can finally leave
Raz: Lili, I’m coming home sweetie…
Raz, seeing Evil Augustus and at the bottom of the meat circus:
Raz: I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!?
Raz, feeling the water at his feet: OH NO, I’M SO SICK- OH NO WAIT NO NOT AGAIN!
Benny: So Raz, your Trans?
Raz: Yup.
Benny: Why did you name yourself Razputin?
Benny: You could’ve been something cool.
Benny: Like Seymour or Dewey.
Raz: (moving to poke a Venus Flytrap) Well hello, Mr. Plant!
Lili: Raz, don’t touch that! It’s dangerous!
Raz:Â Pfft. Yeah, right.
Plant:Â [pulls out a gun]
Raz: …Whoa.
“When I die… make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Ford.”
-Otto Mentallis
Raz: It’s just like Coach Oleander always says, “When one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force!”
“I just wanted a burger.”
-Otto Mentallis
Raz: Hey, guys! Watch me do the "Grouchy Sasha!" Sasha: Razputin, please stop naming moves after me. Raz: (Wearing his goggles over his eyes and holding an imaginary cigarette while imitating a German accent) "Everyone is an idiot except for me." Sasha: Well, it is true. (Takes a drag from his cigarette)
Otto: The Psychonauts are running out of money? Otto: That sucks. Otto:Â But! I have a proposal. Otto:Â (grabs Raz) Otto: We need to make more of these.
“If I ever look up in the night sky and I see an ad, I’m becoming a terrorist” - Chloe Barge
“It’s so brave of you to dress for comfort over style” - Kitty Bubai
Lili: I wonder what Joe would think of this?
Sasha: Joe?
Lili:Â Joe mama.