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Because this show is basically already a sitcom

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Nimah Amin: I don’t know. It’s kinda spooky, actually. But if there’s a stunning woman with questionable character in the room, Ryan Booth’s gonna find her and Nimah Amin is gonna suffer.

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Are you going to come back?

Nah. We ran out of quotes/ season 2 of Quantico was kinda boring? It picked up for the last stretch, but... not the same.

We’re still happy to publish submissions though!

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Nimah Amin: I don't know. It's kinda spooky, actually. But if there's a stunning woman with questionable character in the room, Ryan Booth's gonna find her and Nimah Amin is gonna suffer.

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Simon Asher: Do you think this is some kind of trap? Alex Parrish What? No. I don’t think it’s a trap. Although I never do. And it very often is.

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Shelby Wyatt: It’s HELIUM…and what part of that are you still not getting? Caleb Haas: Well obviously the core concept, Shelby!

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Claire Haas: Sometimes I think I've failed as a mother. Caleb Haas: Sometimes?

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Liam O’Connor: I didn’t really know your dad, except for that one hour when I committed fraud with him. Alex Parrish: That’s all there is to know.

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Narrator: But Nimah mistook Raina's basic human decency for a romantic interest, and felt a competitive urge to step in.

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Alex Parrish: My life is more difficult than anyone else on the planet. And yes, I’m including starving children, so don’t ask.

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Iris Chang: We gotta crack Shelby Wyatt. We crack Shelby, and then we crack the lock on Caleb’s whole dirty history. Will Olsen: Say crack again. Iris Chang: Crack.

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Hiatus

Hey, everyone. We are planning on wrapping up this blog in one week’s time. July 31st will be our last day for the summer. Were so thrilled that so many people follow this silly blog we started to make fun of this silly show. But it has been a long hiatus and honestly I’m not sure how into the show I will be when it does come back in September. Most of these jokes are at the expense of Simon Asher: Human Disaster and how poorly trained these agents were.

Also, after 330+ quotes we’ve really run out of ideas. I’m not sure if this is goodbye for now, or goodbye forever, but it’s been a lot of fun and we hope you keep reblogging old posts and making fun of this show in the tag. We mock because we love.

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Shelby Wyatt: Caleb doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, “Put on pants.”

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Alex Parrish: Can you keep a secret? Simon Asher: I love secrets. [cut to] Simon Asher: This is a shit secret.

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Miranda Shaw: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are. Alex Parrish: That's what you do. Miranda Shaw: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

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Simon Asher: I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.