Incorrect Queen Quotes

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Freddie Mercury & Brian May

Hammersmith Odeon - December 26, 1979

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Freddie: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

Brian: Opposite over hypotenuse.

Brian: Dipshit.

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Freddie , Brian & Roger: *screaming*

John: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Brian?!

Freddie : Wait, why are you asking Brian that when Roger and I are also here?

John: Because Brian wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Brian: Is that a gun?!

Roger: It's not what it looks like!

Brian: It looks like a gun!

Roger: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.

Brian: ...ANYMORE?!

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Roger: I feel like Brian is looking down on me.

John: That’s because he's on the counter and you’re short.

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Roger, at Brian: You're my significant other.

Brian: Yeah I am!

Roger, at Ben: You're my son.

Ben: Yes boss.

Roger, at John: You're my bitch.

John: Yeah I am- wait, what?

Roger, Freddie at : My bestie.

Freddie: Naturally.

Roger, Adam: HA, GAY!

Adam: Fuck you.

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John: What do rainbows mean to you? Freddie: Gay rights. Roger: There's money. Brian: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

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Brian: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Roger: Please, just say fuck.

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Brian: We're having a baby. Adam: Oh, congratu- Roger, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

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Brian: How do you want your coffee? Roger: Black, like my soul. Brian: Brian: Roger, your soul is a latte.

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Roger: Help! I’m drowning! Brian: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Roger: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Brian, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- John, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Roger, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Freddie: Call the exorcist.

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John: Where is Brian? Roger: I'll do you one better, who is Brian?? Freddie: Here's a better question, why is Brian?

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Freddie: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Freddie: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Freddie: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Brian : This is Monopoly.

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Brian: That’s illegal, right?

Roger : Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Brian: No-

Roger : Then shut the fuck up.

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*Brian sees someone doing something stupid*

Brian: What an idiot

*Brian realizes it's Roger*

Brian: Wait that's MY idiot