Incorrect RvB Quotes

DEAYH CHAYRMAN

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Donut: Has anyone seen my shirt? Button down, faded salmon color? Tucker: You mean your pink shirt? Donut: ...Faded salmon color. Tucker: No, I haven't seen your pink shirt.

friends

[shychangling]

Carolina: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven. 

 Wash: That’s… that’s not good.

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"Dammit! We should've brought that rocket launcher!" - Simmons

source: lorien legacies

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CT: How would you like your coffee? Wash: As dark and bitter as my soul. CT: One glass of milk coming up.

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Tucker: Really? Something's broken and it isn't your fault?!

Caboose: It scares me too.

Source:  Invader Zim

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Simmons: Hey, Grif, did you hear? Tucker finally impressed Agent Washington!

Grif: What the hell did he do to do that? Fly?

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Donut: Does Simmons ever sleep?

Grif: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then shuts down.

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*Tex and Church in a firefight, Church snipes an explosive barrel, killing three guys*

Tex: Did you actually aim for that?

Church: You know, actually, I did?

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Donut: Hey Doc, what do you want for breakfast?

O'Malley: The souls of the innocent!

Doc: A bagel.

O'Malley: No, you fool!

Doc: Fine. Two bagels.

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Sarge: Someone will die.

Donut: Of fun!

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Simmons: So tell me, is everyone in your family a bad driver, or is it just you?

*Grif brakes the Chupathingy hard and Simmons hits his head on the dashboard*

Grif: Oops.

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Wash: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

York: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Wash: *sadly* They don't have any arms!