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Ziin: Hey, Ace… I have a message from Beroba.
Ace: *poofs into existence* Yeah?
Ziin: Ahem… “How do you serve **** in a god blaspheming way?”
Ace: … what the fuck?
Fuwa: … Naki, stop watching me. I’m pee-shy.
Naki: *lounging on the toilet* No.
Three: *picks up phone* Hello?
Zero: It’s me. There’s been a breach. He’s learned too much.
Three: … it was bound to happen sooner or later. I’ll deal with it.
Zero: Good, good.
Three: Also, why are you calling me from the next room over?
Zero: Dramatic effect.
Three: … nerd.
Touma: Oh, man! After all that, I need a breather.
Touma:
Touma: Alright, that’ll do.
Mother’s Day
Houtaro: *presents a bouquet* Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!
Tamami: *hugs him* Oh, thank you! My sweet boy!
Father’s Day
Rinne: *kicks door open*
Fuga: Rinne?
Rinne: *throws present at Fuga’s face* HAPPY DAY FUCKING DAD
Genta: Who wants to make five bucks?
Sakura: How?
Genta: I need someone to take the fall.
Yukimi: *from the other room* Oh my god!
Daiji: What did you do?
Genta: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Yukimi: Oh my GOD!!
Ikki: Make it 10.
Genta: Done. You’re a good son.
Yukimi: OH MY GOD!!!
Genta: *drags Ikki away* I GOT HIM HONEY! I GOT HIM, DON’T WORRY!
Shouma: Hey, I ate the brownies downstairs, are they yours? They’re really good.
Sachika: … yeah… it’s gonna kick in soon.
Shouma: What’s gonna kick in soon?
Sachika: …
Shouma: Sachika
DPG Audience Member: Ooh~ how big is that dick?
Keiwa: Huh?
Neon: *grabs Keiwa* Small. Leave us alone.
Keiwa: HUH?!
Fuwa: You better start explaining or I start shooting.
Desast: When the swordsmen come to get you, tell them I said some unhinged shit. I have a reputation to uphold.
Daiji: I need to feel something; Kagerou, can you tell me something that’ll piss me off?
Kagerou: *no hesitation* Akaishi was a better dad than your dad!
Daiji: *leaps from his seat* Yep, that’ll do it!
Shouma: Boba is the one thing I won’t eat. I like the chewy pearls, but I don’t like them like that.
Sachika: … Umasho, you drink the boba tea.
Shouma: It’s CHEWY!! You’re telling me I shouldn’t CHEW on the CHEWY THING?! Why should I have to EAT MY TEA?!
Sachika: UMASHO JUST DRINK THE DAMN THING!!
Houtaro: … Kudo.
Rinne: Yes?
Houtaro: *grabs spatula* I’m cooking.
Rinne: And?
Houtaro: … why are you sitting on my shoulders?
Rinne: *rests her arms on Houtaro’s head* I’m supervising. We don’t want the kitchen exploding.
Houtaro: Oh.
Rinne: *hums*
Houtaro: … you’re Ratatouille-ing me?!
Rinne: Are you calling me a rat?!
Baku: It’s been… 3000 years.
Minami: You were dead for one episode!
Unicorn: *standing in the doorway*
Kajiki: *slowly takes a bite of his food* Houtaro.
Houtaro: *busy cooking*
Kajiki: … the horse is here.
Geats final arc
Keiwa: *despair*
Neon: *depression*
Michinaga: *character assassination*
Tsumuri: *damseled*
Win and Daichi: *suit repainted*
Ace: