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Ram: No.
Garfiel: Nah.
Subaru: Never.
Beatrice: Honestly, until last year, Betty thought your name was Owen.
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Otto: I’m sure you’ve all wondered... “who is Otto Suwen really?”
Ram: No.
Garfiel: Nah.
Subaru: Never.
Beatrice: Honestly, until last year, Betty thought your name was Owen.
Emilia: SUBARU, NO!
Subaru: What?
Emilia: Oh, sorry, force of habit.
Emilia: REM, NO!
Ram: This is a box. We’re going to put the things we love inside of this box.
Beatrice: Can I put Subaru in the box?
Ram: No.
Rem: Can I put Subaru in the box?
Ram: No.
Emilia: Can I-
Ram: No one is putting Barusu in the box!
There's a superstition where I live that wishing someone a happy birthday early means you're wishing the person to die before their next birthday.
So in summary,
Pride actually just tried so many things against Reinhard that he figured old superstition was worth a try.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Rem, reading from a magazine: Would you slap a friend in the face for two million?
Subaru: I would deck Julius for two canadian dollars and a peanut.
Elsa: Why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
Subaru: I’ll have you know, I don’t do anything with dignity!
Subaru, dropping something on his foot: Fuck!
Emilia: Subaru!
Beatrice: I thought Subaru wasn’t allowed to say fuck.
Emilia: Beatrice!
Ram: He’s only allowed to say fuck on weekends.
Emilia: Ram!!
Garfiel: He’s allowed to say fuck in emergencies.
Emilia: Garfiel!!!
Otto: Emilia!
Emilia: What?
Otto: Nothing, I felt left out.
Reinhard: Going to plan B?
Julius: Technically, this would be plan G.
Al: How many plans do we have? Is there a plan M?
Felix: Yes but Julius dies in plan M.
Subaru: I like plan M.
Subaru: I wonder if I'll ever find a real haunted house.
Roswaal: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Subaru: ...what?
Roswaal: Goodnight, Subaru-kun
Subaru: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?
Felix: What the hell?
Subaru: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Subaru, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?
Felix, whispering: Of course dude what do you need?
Ram: Why are you on the floor?
Subaru: I'm depressed.
Subaru: ....also I accidentally stabbed myself can you please get Rem-
Julius: Subaru gave me a "get better soon" card.
Reinhard: Aw, I'm glad you're finally getting along.
Julius: We're not. I wasn’t sick. He just thought I could do better.
Subaru: I gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can emerge dramatically from the tub like I'm rising from the pits of Hell.
Rem: ......
Ram: ......
Beatrice: .....
Roswaal: .....
Emilia: .....
Subaru: Self-care, y'know?
Reinhard: Look me in the eyes. I need you to be straight with me on this.
Subaru: ....
Subaru: You can't tell me to look at those eyes and be straight.
Petra: Is 4 a lot?
Subaru: Depends on the context. Puppies? No. Murders? Yes.
Emilia: You- uh...
Emilia: Puck, is it okay if I swear?
Puck: Just this once.
Emilia: You... f...
Puck: Go on.
Emilia: I'm nervous.
Echidna: I created a perfect librarian.
Subaru, holding Beatrice: You messed up a perfectly good spirit is what you did. Look at her. She's got depression.