We Aren’t The Veil

Affiliated With @the-Roanoke-Society

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Sully: "I don't deserve this. I was just having fun."

Hood: "So was Jeffrey Dahmer."

Source: Rick and Morty

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Nova: “You have access to all the information in the galaxy right now and you’re focused on the plumbing?”

Nova Sr.:“It’s not my fault the plumbing’s broken!”

Source: Doctor who

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Succubus: “ I want to do things with you. Fully clothed, sober, in daylight hours.”

(Source: Bojack Horseman)

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Pru: Ellie, do you know what the Bechdel test is?

Nova: The what?

Pru: the formula for measuring female agency in a story proposed by lesbian cartoonist Alison-- What are they even teaching you at Roanoke?

Nova: Other stuff...and why is "lesbian" part of her job title?

Source: Rick and Morty

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Merlin: "When are y'gonna get off that milk diet, lad?"

Zenith: "This is vodka!"

Merlin: "Where I come from, that's soda pop. Now, this is a drink for a man."

Zenith: "Scotch?"

Merlin: "Aye."

Zenith: "It was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad!"

(Source: Star Trek)

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Succubus: “Morgan, is Hamish usually this high strung?”

Merlin: “Someone’s clearly never been to Scotland!”

Source: Doctor who

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Succubus: 'Why don't you admit you don't want anyone else to be happy because you're a sad old fart?'

Poltergeist: 'How do you saddle a fart?'

Source: Rick and Morty

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Scribe: “Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell bad.”

(Source: Star Trek)

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Succubus: I take it the odds are against us and the situation’s grim.

Nova: You could say that.

Succubus: If Morgan were here, she’d say that I was an irrational, illlogical human being for going on a mission like this... Sounds like fun!

(Source: Star Trek)

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Sprite: The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank.

(Source: Star Trek)

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Scribe: “You didn’t get another girlfriend while I was gone?”

Lilith: “No! I was waiting for you to come back!”

Scribe: “Aww, that’s so sweet...”

Lilith: “Well, that and the fact that most of the girls in town were convinced I’d murdered you...”

(Source: Doctor Who)

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Rum: “You’ve got a nice set of pipes.”

Ondine: “Aww, thanks.”

Rum: “Yeah, you’re like a Josh Groban who doesn’t also think he’s funny.”

(Source: Bojack Horseman)

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Shui: 'Hey Yousuke, quick favor.'

Yousuke: 'What, cover me in gasoline and spiders? Fine, yeah, I'm in.'

Shui: 'Wasn't my first pitch but hey, not gonna waste this opportunity.'

Source: Rick and Morty

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Azathoth: “Are you Cthylla’s carer then?”

Alvinne: “Uh...”

Arch: “Yes, he’s my carer. He cares so I don’t have to.”

Source: Doctor Who

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Enoch: Well, if it's God power that gets you going, light some candles and put on the Billy Ocean, 'cause Moses is home, and he's ready to burn some bush!

Source: Rick and Morty

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Specter: Life is but an endless series of missed opportunities, some involving Pottery Barn.

(Source: Bojack Horseman)

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Lycan: “I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.”

(Source: Sex and the City)