Incorrect Roxiri Quotes 2.0

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Stranger: I like your top.

Kairi: Thanks his name is Roxas….

Roxas: Kairi!

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Roxas: There is no need to be afraid of me, I don’t bite.

Kairi: Yeah, but don’t you stab peop…

Roxas: Yeah, but I don’t bite.

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Roxas: You know, I’m jealous of you.

Kairi: Huh? Why?

Roxas: Your partner is way hotter than mine. *walks away*

Kairi: Wait but…

Kairi: But we are datin…

Kairi: ROXAS, GET BACK HERE!!

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Kairi: How can someone say Roxas is a menace? He is the most precious and soft little soul…

Roxas: *Wiping blood off his face* YEAH, I’M ADORABLE!!

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Kairi: Be nice.

Roxas: I am.

Kairi: You threaten them with a knife.

Roxas: Well, yeah but I didn’t stab them.

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When Roxas and Kairi have kids.

Roxas: Kairi the kids didn’t finish dinner.

Kairi: Just throw them away.

Roxas: *pushing the kids out the door* I’m just as shocked as you but what your mom says goes.

Kairi: Roxas no.

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So not a quote but something I saw today that is basically a head canon on Roxiri.

Kairi wearing a shirt that says “Wherever I go trouble always follows.”

Roxas following behind her wearing a shirt saying “Hi I’m Trouble.”

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Stranger: Are you two romantic?

Kairi: I left him a heart made out of post-it notes on the door.

Roxas: Each one had something I wasn’t allowed to do.

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Kairi: Are you flirting with me?

Roxas: I’m trying to but I have no idea what I’m doing.

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Roxas: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Kairi : *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Roxas: Am I in trouble?

Kairi : Take a guess.

Roxas: No?

Kairi : Take another guess.

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Roxas: I’m going to take you out

Kairi : great, it’s a date!

Roxas: I meant that as a threat.

Kairi : See you at five!

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Roxas: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Kairi : Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Roxas: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Kairi: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Roxas: Oh. We're going out?

Kairi: Wh...

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Roxas: That was so hot, Kairi.

Kairi: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Roxas: I'm so in love with you.

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Kairi: You know, not every problem can be solved with a keyblade.

Roxas: That's why I carry two keyblades.

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Roxas: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Kairi: Really? Name one law

Roxas: Don't kill people?

Kairi: That's on me. I set the bar too low.