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why are people liking the posts i made to prank my dnd group

moriarty and efron are my gaybies.

just thought you all should know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#not quote #sampo #ughhhh gunna make them sin

Moriarty: If you think I’m playing favorites, you’re wrong. I love all of you equally! Moriarty, earlier: I don’t care for Tobias.

#incorrect quotes #sampo

Tobias, to Moriarty: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

#incorrect quotes #sampo

Aniello: Can you pass the salt? Moriarty: Can you pass away? Aniello: Too much salt.

#incorrect quotes #sampo

did anyone else notice it...?

look... look with your special eyes!

my dude...

it

is

literally

kiss kiss lose your limbs

#sampo #not quote #i think haruhi is efron lol #and moriarty is tamaki #aniello is honey #tobias is mori #uhhh kyoya could be ketevani #i guess technically she should be haruhi o_o but her personality is better for efron i think #and i cant ship ketevani with anyone shes the team mom #henrik is kaoru and hikaru at the same time hes just moving really fast #YEET

Moriarty: I have a problem. Ketevani: Kill it. Moriarty: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

#sampo #incorrect quotes

Efron: Tobias.. I'm gonna cry! Tobias: Please don't. Efron, crying: Request denied.

#sampo #incorrect quotes

Do you hear the music

err im too lazy to draw (yeets this at you) Yeah its the sampolings my dude

#sampo #incorrect quotes #father is in gay baby jail

Efron: So the other day I sent Moriarty out to get us some gas.

Efron: And instead of getting gas, he got us novelty cookie cutters.

Efron: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.

Efron: …

Efron: I love him so much.

#sampo #incorrect quotes #mortieffy

Henrik

#sampo #not quote #i hate him im losing it #lets mcfreakin lose it

Moriarty: My grandpa has a spiked collar.

Moriarty: *dog

#sampo #incorrect quotes

Tobias: Wake me up- Moriarty: Before you go go Efron: When September ends Aniello: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Ketevani: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Moriarty: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Ketevani: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Moriarty: But I heard a siren.

Tobias: That was Efron.

Efron: Sorry, I got nervous.

#sampo #incorrect quotes #if they lived in car times ketevani would be the driver #cuz shes the team mom

*breath in* boi

#sampo #not quote #ugh i love him lil evil baby bean

Tobias: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP- Aniello: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE?? Tobias: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

#sampo #incorrect quotes #i love the roommate bois

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