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so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

what-even-is-thiss

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

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Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

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Sugar in there.

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I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

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Vetinari’s entire character: “ah vimes. don’t let me detain you, vimes. how is lady sybil, vimes? I trust she is well? everybody is evil, vimes. they accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don’t say no. when I was a kid I saw mother and child feasting on mother and child and it scarred me for life. taxation is like dairy farming, vimes. hey vimes, wouldn’t be funny if you arrested me? right after you arrested two armies? also i’m pretty sure you were my childhood hero, btw. don’t let me detain you. just so you know, I’d let you get away with pretty much anything at this time, in this place. do you remember when I was a lizard for a bit? that was wild. don’t let me detain you, vimes. hey vimes, your men watched me juggle melons and knives and now they cry in my presence. hahaha it’s so fun to watch you stress, vimes, i’ll just let myself get poisoned over here so I can get a close-up. what do you think would happen if I put a criminal in charge of the post office, vimes? or how about the bank? results. veni, vici, vetinari, vimes. don’t let me detain you.”

Vimes, punching the wall: AARGH he’s so heartless and calculating and doesn’t care about anyone >:(

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sluttyquarantinetheory

The concept that married people live longer is interesting. I'm sure there is some merit to the idea that if you're married there is someone there to nag you about going to the doctor, but I think much larger factors are having the finances of dual incomes and access to an immediate support person.

Surgeries require having a designated person to look after you. Many injuries require driving to somewhere like an emergency room which can be hard to do if you are the one injured. If you're home with the flu, it's hard to tell when it's bad enough to go to the hospital without another person checking on you. And if you pass out it requires another person to find you like that to get medical aid.

You can prop it up as the benefits of marriage, but I think there's a much deeper discussion to be had about how we've built society around marriage as an inevitable conclusion and neglected to build support systems that function outside of romantic pairings.

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thinking about this further, people often cite this as a sort of See It's Better To Be Married and mostly accept it as a fact that being married is better for you overall and proceed to breakdown why marriage leads to longer lives. Instead I think we need to be looking at why the system is failing single people and what we could do to close that gap. What structural societal changes can we make to help single people rather than treat it as a Well Obviously foregone conclusion that everyone will eventually pair up.

It's not Why Are Married People Healthier? It's Why Aren't Single People as Healthy? And then actually examine the causes rather than hand waving it away with whichever stereotype of being single or half remembered memory of the last time you were single in your early 20s.

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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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