ari. not airy.

[arianaisms]

meet ariana!

ariana was born on june 26, 1993

she has a brother named frankie

she's an actress, musician, music producer, and owns her own makeup line called r.e.m. beauty

has a little boy named milo franklin with pete davidson. he was born march 25, 2019. ariana and pete share custody of milo and have a pretty healthy co-parenting lifestyle and they do things as a family frequently so milo has the experience of having two parents vs. mom one week and dad the next

is hypoglycemic

loves with her entire soul

doesn't label her sexuality, but if she had to pinpoint, she'd say she's probably pansexual/romantic

will make a joke about anything, but knows boundaries

has a morbid / macabre sense of humor and personality

obsessed with broadway, goldfish crackers, anything that has pretty lights and stickers

her purse is full of snacks, lip balm, perfume, and lotion. you'll never catch her not smelling good

has a ridiculously large collection of coloring books and coloring materials (most of it's for herself, not her son)

is known to smoke weed, but not around the tiny human

also known to vape, but also not around the tiny human, and it's always 0mg - she doesn't need the nic, she just likes the flavor and the fun clouds

has several collections. various unique water bottles, stickers, themed tarot cards, crystals, really cool lighters, themed band-aids, lots of harry potter stuff, anything that reminds her of milo, and a lot of wizard of oz / wicked / galinda specific items

can never find her keys

can never find her glasses (usually on her head)

makes friends pretty quickly and is easy to get along with as long as you're not rude to her

has gotten lost in her own house several times

you'll never catch her without her nails at least painted. she prefers acrylics or gels, but if she hasn't had an appointment in a while, she'll just paint them herself. she doesn't like the look of her bare nail. her go-to color when indecisive is purple

can't stand the texture of boba

her queen is betty white, god rest her soul

keeps a pack of toilet paper in her trunk because "you never know if you'll break down in the woods, what are you gonna use, poison ivy leaves? fuck that, i'm prepared"

milo is the love of her life. she'll do anything for him. she'll make a whole fool out of herself to make him laugh, whether it's making funny faces or noises, or dancing like a fool in public to get a smile on his face. he's the only guy that has her heart forever

will probably never lay a hand on anyone, but will absolutely destroy someone with words if they pick a fight with her

has hooked up with a lot of people and still does and is probably known for it and disliked for it

is freshly divorced, but has a good friendship with her ex husband. they ended their marriage on mutual terms, and since he was around milo since he was a baby, he's still involved in his life

loves all things fantasy and mythical, specifically unicorns and mermaids

obsessed with space

still plays wizard101 and league of legends on a regular basis. she's a gamer at heart

[ch3rrystyles]

Is it bad that I don't know the name of the actual neighborhood where I live? I just know the address. That's what I get for spending most of my time in London. I feel like the security post would be too noticeable to miss, but they could have been a total arse about it regardless.

[arianaisms]

you know what, that's fair. i forget what my physical address is because i don't have my actual physical address outside my house, it's a decoy so people can't find me. i wish i still lived in london, i miss not having nosy and disruptive neighbors.

[schaferofdreams]

That sounds rough. Of all the places to park why would it be blocking a stranger's driveway? Play stupid games, as they say. Hopefully it didn't put too much of a damper on your day!

[arianaisms]

i don't know what was going through their mind, especially when they had to walk all the way to the neighbor's driveway. my house is the only one that has a gate and a security post at the very beginning, so i don't know why they thought they were parking at the right house.

[callmeemmastone]

That's brilliant! I kind of want to meet the respectful paparazzi because all the ones I've ever met have been assholes. They nearly hit a woman in a crosswalk just to try and snap a photo of me leaving the gym. I mean, what magazine or human being would buy a photo of me sweaty and disgusting? I just don't get the world sometimes. If you want to buy a photo, at least get a glamourous one! My ex wants to shelter Lou from the outside world forever because of my experience with them but I want her to have some freedom eventually.

[arianaisms]

the paparazzi that normally follows me around has been the ones that have been around since i came into the industry, so i know them pretty well. if i say i'm not in the mood, they'll keep their space. right? there's pictures of me in my pajamas putting gas in my car, like why are y'all interested in my cookie monster jammies? i'm kind of the same way with milo. i don't want him to grow up in the spotlight - but i'm his mom, yanno? there's no avoiding it. i take him places like museums and water parks and he loves going to the park - but on days i don't feel up to dealing with the public, we just do something fun in the backyard. i can't tell you how many times we've pretended to be astronauts in the treehouse and the swing set.

[ofdreamsnatdyr]

You would think! Sorry you had to deal with that. I can imagine how annoying it was. If they were trying to make it up to you, what would they have to do?

[arianaisms]

honestly, i'd take an apology as long as it was sincere. but these are the neighbors that put in noise complaints to the police station when my son and i are playing outside. i'm not expecting an apology from them. my other neighbors, on the other hand, i get along really well with them, so at least i'm not stuck in a division where all of my neighbors hate me.

[missfl0]

I've heard that Americans don't like to follow traffic laws most of the time. Can you confirm this? Apparently most of them believe that a blinker is optional. Just because the Lord moves in mysterious ways doesn't mean you have to. Use the damn blinker. Sorry, thinking about that makes me annoyed.

[arianaisms]

that is very, very true. now, i'm not the best driver. i'm a nervous driver, i'm the asshole that's going below the speed limit because i'm too scared to go 70 on the freeway. but i do know how my blinker works, i know how to merge, and i know how to not park in spaces that are reserved for specific groups of people. i follow the driving laws because i'm terrified of driving. others are too confident in their driving so they don't follow them at all. it's a clusterfuck out here, honestly.

[finnaaustin]

Good for you! You had every right to do that seeing as it was blocking your driveway. They can get pissed but they were in the wrong and had to have known they were blocking you in. I feel the same way when I see someone parked in handicap parking spots or blocking a fire hydrant. Makes me wish I had the power to tow them myself.

[arianaisms]

they absolutely knew. i have a gate in my driveway to get to my house.

[madsxclinesx-a]

Wait you have a gate and they still blocked your driveway? That's doubly not cool. Have you thought about moving?

[arianaisms]

i shouldn't have to move for people to stay off my property and not block my driveway.

[loveydcves-a]

I love him so much. He is genuinely my favorite person in the universe. I want to keep him in my pocket forever.

[arianaisms]

he makes me want another baby. the baby fever has been insane lately and he does not help with that.

[callmeemmastone]

That's such a good idea though because the paps are absolutely disgusting when it comes to trying to snap photos of our kids. They literally camp outside my house, have memorized our schedule so they know when we're outside playing. Thank god we have a huge privacy fence but that still doesn't stop these assholes from trying to climb it to snap photos. I mean I honestly don't know what they expect to see, or why my kid playing is such a hot piece of gossip. If it wasn't for the paps outside my house, I would let Lou run round naked as well but I can't take the risk that one of them will find a way to get to a window and see her. I wish I could move to be honest.

[arianaisms]

see, i'm petty and when i'm having a bad day and don't want my picture taken, i carry milo and make sure he's facing the cameras. they can take all the pictures they want, but they can't publish them anywhere. paparazzi is usually pretty respectful if i ask them not to take pictures and we'll have a little conversation, but some of them aren't my regular paparazzi and those are the ones i have issues with. i wish paparazzi wasn't an occupation. i can't stand it sometimes.

[daddariosalex]

I would have called the cops, personally.

[arianaisms]

i called the furthest towing company from my house and i filed a trespassing report with the sheriff, so they've got some hefty fines.

[chris23press]

And now I'm wondering what made them choose to park there and walk that distance. I started out saying I'd be petty and now I'm empathetic towards them. This conversation has been a real rollercoaster for me.

[arianaisms]

i'm not empathetic for them, it's their own fault. they shouldn't have parked on my property, let alone blocked my driveway.

[ch3rrystyles]

Do we have a house in the same neighborhood? I feel like my neighbors often text me that some arse has their car parked in front of my driveway all the time, even when I'm not in the country. Hate to sound like that's one of my biggest problems, but it certainly is annoying.

[arianaisms]

if you're in the eldritch estates then we sure do. i'm sick of people that don't know how to park. like, there's literally a gate and a security post at the start of my driveway. how do you completely miss that?

[missfl0]

Oh, wow. Yeah, I wonder if that person had the intentions of being a jerk. Some people are just that way, sadly. The parking situation in London is horrible. Might as well not have a car there, honestly. I'm considering buying a house out in the country so the long driveway sounds heavenly.

[arianaisms]

i dunno, but my gate is really hard to miss. i also need to talk to my security, cause they should have been at their post to tell them they can't park there, but that's not even my issue. i just can't stand people that don't park legally.

[arianaisms]

@arianagrande: "what did you think a tiger shark was ariana" WELL FOR STARTERS i thought it was half shark half tiger bitch you know what i thought

[troooye]

Damn, do my claws ever come out?

[arianaisms]

sometimes. very pretty claws, though. super shiny. i need the nail salon you use.

[barbedwre-deactivated20250602]

i can't blame you for calling the tow company , they definitely deserved the , one can only assume , hefty fees for doing not one put two illegal things. not normally a confrontational man but i would added a nice loud chuckle as i watched their car get towed with them screaming in the process . only fair to get some enjoyment out of all that.

[arianaisms]

oh, they didn't even find out their car was towed until they went to leave. and i'm extra petty, i used the towing company that was the furthest away from me, so they've got travel fees to pay, too. they won't block my driveway anymore.