Virgil: Why don't we just test Thomas and see?
Remus: Yes, good!
Janus: What are you guys talking about?
Virgil: We'll make up some big old juicy secret.
Remus: Then, if he keeps that secret for a week we'll know we can trust him.
Virgil: What do you think?
Janus: ...okay. But I get to pick the fake secret.
Virgil: Sure.
Remus: Done deal, man.
Janus: Okay then!
Virgil: So... what fake secret do you want us to tell him?
Janus: That you and Remus are boyfriends.
Remus and Virgil: Ewwwww! Hey!










