Incorrect Scorpions

Not so original, but fun (sometimes) Disclaimer: This blog is created for entertainment purposes only. All content is meant as jokes/memes and is not intended to harm or offend anyone.

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Scorpions + Shitpostgenerator, pt. 2

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Scorpions + Shitpostgenerator

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The Obligatory Meme

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Herman:  Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life

Matthias: But It got me to the Sarcasm Championships in England back in 1977

Herman: Really?

Matthias: No.

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Matthias: I hate True and False. I think there should be a third option: Who’s To Say?

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Rudolf: Being the little spoon when you’re tall is the best because it’s like you’re wearing a backpack that loves you.

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Klaus: I still can’t believe that officer pulled you over just to tell you that you were driving perfectly.

Matthias: Why not? I was.

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Assigning DND classes to Scorpions members, part 2

Herman Rarebell – Fighter (Battle Master)

Timing, control

James Kottak – Barbarian (Path of the Storm Herald)

Huge personality, explosive playing style, chaotic energy

Francis Buchholz – Cleric (Forge Domain)

Holds everything together and supports

Uli Jon Roth – Druid (Circle of Stars)

Cosmic ethereal vibe, almost spiritual playing

Michael Schenker  - Socerer (Wild Magic)

“What if wild magic was a human” – brilliant, but quite unpredictable

Ralph Rieckermann — Artificer (Battle Smith)

Precise and adaptable

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Assigning DND classes to Scorpions members, part 1

Klaus Meine – Bard (College of Lore)

The strenght is in the words and voice

Rudolf Schenker – Paladin (Oath of Glory)

"My dream was always to be in one of the biggest bands in the world"

Alternative: Monk (Way of the Open Hand)

Clean, fundamental, powerful, kind of canon

Matthias Jabs – Wizard (Bladesinger)

Embodiment of performance and mastery

Alternative: Rogue (Swashbuckler)

Precision, flashy and elegant. Brings a knife to a magic fight and wins

Pawel Maciwoda – Ranger (Hunter)

Grounded, steady, keeps everything aligned

Mikkey Dee – Barbarian (Path of the Berserker)

Former Motörhead drummer, so you got the idea: loud, mighty, relentless tempo

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Wow, it's been 5 years? But anyway, i'm back, and the cringe has evolved. Stay tuned

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Michael: I am speechless! I’m at a loss for words! Rudolf, narrating: and despite having no words, Michael yelled for the next fifteen minutes

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James: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting ‘what the fuck, that’s illegal’ or ‘you can’t do that’. James: let me talk, dear god!