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Scorpions + Shitpostgenerator, pt. 2
Scorpions + Shitpostgenerator
The Obligatory Meme
Herman: Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life
Matthias: But It got me to the Sarcasm Championships in England back in 1977
Herman: Really?
Matthias: No.
Matthias: I hate True and False. I think there should be a third option: Who’s To Say?
Rudolf: Being the little spoon when you’re tall is the best because it’s like you’re wearing a backpack that loves you.
Klaus: I still can’t believe that officer pulled you over just to tell you that you were driving perfectly.
Matthias: Why not? I was.
Assigning DND classes to Scorpions members, part 2
Herman Rarebell – Fighter (Battle Master)
Timing, control
James Kottak – Barbarian (Path of the Storm Herald)
Huge personality, explosive playing style, chaotic energy
Francis Buchholz – Cleric (Forge Domain)
Holds everything together and supports
Uli Jon Roth – Druid (Circle of Stars)
Cosmic ethereal vibe, almost spiritual playing
Michael Schenker - Socerer (Wild Magic)
“What if wild magic was a human” – brilliant, but quite unpredictable
Ralph Rieckermann — Artificer (Battle Smith)
Precise and adaptable
Assigning DND classes to Scorpions members, part 1
Klaus Meine – Bard (College of Lore)
The strenght is in the words and voice
Rudolf Schenker – Paladin (Oath of Glory)
"My dream was always to be in one of the biggest bands in the world"
Alternative: Monk (Way of the Open Hand)
Clean, fundamental, powerful, kind of canon
Matthias Jabs – Wizard (Bladesinger)
Embodiment of performance and mastery
Alternative: Rogue (Swashbuckler)
Precision, flashy and elegant. Brings a knife to a magic fight and wins
Pawel Maciwoda – Ranger (Hunter)
Grounded, steady, keeps everything aligned
Mikkey Dee – Barbarian (Path of the Berserker)
Former Motörhead drummer, so you got the idea: loud, mighty, relentless tempo
Wow, it's been 5 years? But anyway, i'm back, and the cringe has evolved. Stay tuned
Michael: I am speechless! I’m at a loss for words! Rudolf, narrating: and despite having no words, Michael yelled for the next fifteen minutes
James: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting ‘what the fuck, that’s illegal’ or ‘you can’t do that’. James: let me talk, dear god!