incorrect shadowhunters quotes

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Simon: Would you consider us adorable?

Jace: No, we're adult men.

Jace: We're cute.

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I remember that dreamlike candlelight, like a dream that you can’t quite place. But Alexander, I’ll never forget the first time I saw your face. I have never been the same. Intelligent eyes and a Shadowhunter frame, and when you said "Hi," I forgot my dang name, set my heart aflame, every part aflame, this is not a game.

Magnus Bane

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Simon: I thought you were a rebel.

Raphael: I am a rebel.

Simon: But you can't be a rebel if you don't rebel.

Raphael, whispering: Fuck... True.

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Alec: I like people.

Isabelle: No you don’t.

Alec: I’m trying to like people. It’s just, you know, so hard to weed through the stupid ones.

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Ragnor: I can’t believe you’re getting so worked up over some shadowhunter!

Magnus: This one’s different. He’s honest, he’s sweet-

Ragnor: Please.

Magnus: He would never do anything to hurt me.

Ragnor: He’s a shadowhunter!

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Isabelle: Are you excited to see your new boyfriend?

Alec: He’s not my boyfriend. He’s just a warlock I met and I admire very much.

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Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination.

Magnus Bane at some point, probably

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Alec: Why can't you just do this one thing? After everything I've done for you.

Magnus:

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Alexander is delicate. Like a flower. Like a delicate, damaged flower who hates himself.

Magnus Bane

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I could tell my life story through Kermit memes.

Simon Lewis

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One: don’t you ever touch me again. Two: don’t you ever touch me again.

Raphael Santiago

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Jace: I got to go.

Isabelle: Aren't you forgetting something?

Jace: Uh...

Jace: [gives Isabelle a kiss on the forehead]

Isabelle: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Simon: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?

Raphael: Simon, it’s four in the fucking morning.

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Isabelle: That helmet looks kinda lame.

Simon: You know what’s not lame?

Simon: Safety.

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I would wish you the best, but I am the best.

Magnus Bane

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Simon: Okay, so I just had a really great idea.

Raphael: No.

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Alec: See this? This is my "I don't care" face.

Clary: That's your normal face.