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isak: i don't care what anyone says, the cookie is the best part of the oreo

even: dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. you can't have a coin with one side

isak, shovelling oreos into his mouth: yo, socrates it's a fuking cookie

#skam #skam gutta #isak valtersen #even bech næsheim #evak #source: tumblr

vilde: are you straight?

eva: straight from hell

#skam #skam jenta #vilde lien hellerud #eva kviig mohn #vildeva #evilde #idk which is the ship name #lesbian vilde for life bros #source: ???

eskild: you're looking very alive

linn: hah, only on the outside

#skam #kollektivet #eskild tryggvason #Linn Larsen Hansen #Source: deadpool

even, unbuttoning shirt: dear god, it's hot in here

isak: yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

#skam #even bech næsheim #isak valtersen #evak #source: tumblr

noora: come on, it will work!

sana: that will never happen

noora: just be positive

sana: ok... i'm positive that will never happen

#skam #skam jenta #Noora Amalie sætre #sana bakkoush #source: the enchanted stallion

eskild: *about to do some dumbass shit*

noora: don't think about it

eskild: i never do

#skam #kollektivet #eskild tryggvason #eskild and noora #Noora Amalie sætre #source: ???

magnus: i've finally conquered my fear of ghosts

mahdi: that's the spirit!

magnus: of shit where?

#skam #skam gutta #Magnus Fossbakken #Mahdi Disi #source: twitter?

even: i don't know how much you know about space, but for me, i'm a fucking master. ask me anythng about space

isak: is it big?

even: probably

#skam #even bech næsheim #isak valtersen #evak #source: game grumps

noora: were you dropped on your head as a child?

william: bold of you to assume i was held

#skam #Noora Amalie sætre #william magnusson #wilhelm #noorhelm #source: ???

welcome to my club, you can only join if yu have a tragic backstory

william

#skam #wilhelm #william magnusson #noorhelm #source: ???

jonas: isak, are you getting enough sleep?

isak: sometimes i sneeze and my eyes close

#skam #skam gutta #jonas noah vasquez #isak valtersen #source: ???

look, you didn't ask for my opinion but i'm old so i'm giving it anyway

eskild

#skam #kollektivet #eskild tryggvason #in which eskild is me #i mean you could change old to gay #and that'd be accurate also #source: golden girls

isak: is there a problem?

even: oh, nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a good play

#skam #isak valtersen #even bech næsheim #evak #source: gilmore girls

vilde: so what time does the judgemental express arrive?

sana: noora gets here at noon

#skam #skam jenta #vilde lien hellerud #sana bakkoush #Noora Amalie sætre #i mean... she is quite judgemental sometimes #source: gilmore girls

sana: it's a disaster!

even: my existance?

sana: not everything is about you even!

#skam #sana bakkoush #even bech næsheim #source: gilmore girls

jonas: so wait, even kissed you and you said thank you?

isak: yes

jonas: well that was very polite

#skam #skam gutta #jonas noah vasquez #isak valtersen #even bech næsheim #evak #source: gilmore girls

sonja: you should identify yourself when answering the phone

even: sorry, major disappointment speaking

#skam #sonja #even bech næsheim #source: gilmore girls

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