kyle: what are your goals?
stan: to pet all the dogs!
kyle: no i mean your fitness goals
stan: to run fast enough to be able to pet all the dogs!
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kyle: what are your goals?
stan: to pet all the dogs!
kyle: no i mean your fitness goals
stan: to run fast enough to be able to pet all the dogs!
kenny: some of you have never shattered your bones because of your own insane sense of determination and willpower and it shows.
Mysterion: You LOST Classi? How the hell do you loose a woman!?
Toolshed: You forget to cherish her.
Call Girl: Aww!
kenny: you gotta learn to love yourself!
stan: but dont you hate yourself
kenny: yes but this is about you, stay focused!!
Mr Garrison, angrilly: do you want to get kicked out of this class!?
kenny: it's my dream!
cartman: so ostriches fall in love with their handlers? Ostriches are reverse furries. Stan, I think I found your future wife.
stan: for the LAST time i am not a furry
stan: this is probably the second weirdest way ive almost died
kyle: what was the first
stan: it’s very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every olive garden in the state
clyde: dude, are you getting enough sleep?
tweek: sometimes when i sneeze i close my eyes
cartman: ok, we'll take turns guarding it. kenny, then stan, then kyle,then kenny, then stan, then kyle and so forth.
stan: what about you. when's your turn?
cartman: well somebody's gotta keep the semblance of a normal life
Kyle: [opens first aid kit] WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?!
Kenny, bleeding to death: It was funny at the time -
cartman: my criminal record? The only illegal thing ive done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor
cartman: ha ha! just kidding, ive killed a man :)
jimmy: i need an idea for a gift or clyde. whats something he dosent have?
craig: self control.
tweek: an internal filter
token: the ability to talk about the mars rover without crying
stan: youre not an artist dude. you draw with chalk
kenny: no i dont. i draw with like, pens and markers and stuff
kenny: im just eating the chalk
kyle: kenny, dont eat chalk.
stan: new plan! we wing it!!
stan: 'probably wont work but i said it with a lot of confidence!
tweek: i dont really have friends :/
clyde: bold words from someone who is within hugging range!