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kyle: what are your goals?

stan: to pet all the dogs!

kyle: no i mean your fitness goals

stan: to run fast enough to be able to pet all the dogs!

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kenny: some of you have never shattered your bones because of your own insane sense of determination and willpower and it shows.

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Mysterion: You LOST Classi? How the hell do you loose a woman!?

Toolshed: You forget to cherish her.

Call Girl: Aww!

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kenny: you gotta learn to love yourself!

stan: but dont you hate yourself

kenny: yes but this is about you, stay focused!!

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Mr Garrison, angrilly: do you want to get kicked out of this class!?

kenny: it's my dream!

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cartman: so ostriches fall in love with their handlers? Ostriches are reverse furries. Stan, I think I found your future wife.

stan: for the LAST time i am not a furry

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stan: this is probably the second weirdest way ive almost died

kyle: what was the first

stan: it’s very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every olive garden in the state

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clyde: dude, are you getting enough sleep?

tweek: sometimes when i sneeze i close my eyes

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cartman: ok, we'll take turns guarding it. kenny, then stan, then kyle,then kenny, then stan, then kyle and so forth.

stan: what about you. when's your turn?

cartman: well somebody's gotta keep the semblance of a normal life

[supercraig]

Kyle: [opens first aid kit] WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?!

Kenny, bleeding to death: It was funny at the time -

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

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cartman: my criminal record? The only illegal thing ive done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor

cartman: ha ha! just kidding, ive killed a man :)

[surreal--memes]

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jimmy: i need an idea for a gift or clyde. whats something he dosent have?

craig: self control.

tweek: an internal filter

token: the ability to talk about the mars rover without crying

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stan: youre not an artist dude. you draw with chalk

kenny: no i dont. i draw with like, pens and markers and stuff

kenny: im just eating the chalk

kyle: kenny, dont eat chalk.

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stan: new plan! we wing it!!

stan: 'probably wont work but i said it with a lot of confidence!

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tweek: i dont really have friends :/

clyde: bold words from someone who is within hugging range!