Hartro: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated.
Trexel: Is there another kind of idiocy you'd be more comfortable with?
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Hartro: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated.
Trexel: Is there another kind of idiocy you'd be more comfortable with?
David-7: Dear diary, today I learned the F word. It is "fuck."
Trexel: *horrified gasp*
I only set you on fire a little bit. Grow up.
Hartro
Hartro: You know, Trexel would take a bullet for you.
David-7: Trexel would take a bullet for fun.
Trexel: Goodnight, homo.
Trexel: *homie
Trexel: Eh, same thing.
Trexel: I'm a failure!
David-7: Yeah, you are.
Trexel: I've failed my mission!
David-7: Yeah, you did.
Trexel: I could use some words of encouragement.
David-7: Yeah, you could.
Trexel: Anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment?
I.M.O.G.E.N.: Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell.
Hartro: If I were a drink, I'd be cherry vanilla coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
David-7: Bleach.
Trexel: Sewage.
I.M.O.G.E.N.: Please calm down, edgelords.
David-7: I had a dream that we got into a fight.
Trexel: Who won?
David-7: Me.
Trexel: Yeah, definitely a dream, then.
David-7:
Number 48: Honestly? To offer some congratulations, you're doing a lot better than I expected.
David-7: Feels like all I've managed to do is... not die.
Number 48: And believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.
David-7, exasperated: Trexel, you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.
Trexel: Thank you!
Hartro: I have problems with nuts.
Trexel: Oh, I do love a good nut problem!
David-7: ...no, you don't love a nut problem.
Trexel: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
David-7:
David-7: Not by the law!
Hartro: That's Trexel, also known as our secret weapon.
David-7: Who calls him that?
Hartro: Himself, mostly.
Hartro: On our side, we have facts, science, and reason. All Trexel has is fearmongering and lies.
Hartro:
Hartro: Oh my Board, he's going to win.
Trexel: "Illegal" or "frowned upon"?
David-7: Both!
Trexel: Bonus points!
I.M.O.G.E.N.: Roleplay holovision initiated.
Trexel: Hey, can I get seven large Cokes and a BBQ sauce?
David-7: Is Pepsi okay?
Trexel: "I guess," I say, sulking, my amber-hued orbs peering down because of gravity.
David-7: Okay. I hand you seven large Cokes and a Pepsi.