Incorrect Steroline Quotes

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Damon: don’t make me angry, you won’t like me when I’m angry

Caroline: I don’t like you anyway?

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Stefan: i have a heart condition

Caroline: what! what is it?

Stefan: a crush on you

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Caroline: I need you

Stefan: for?

Caroline: ever.

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#me

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god answered our prayers

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Hi, I multiship, can we keep this steroline centric? I’m not a fan of klaroline, but avoid fandom hate blogs. I want what it says on the tin, STEROLINE misquotes. Leave the hate out.

okay so this is a steroline fandom account, and most of the steroline fandom tends to dislike klaroline for the abuse it inflicts on caroline. all 3 mods have agreed its fine and posted anti content. sorry, but like... most incorrect quotes ship blogs (even ones in the tvd fandom) have humorous hate on it from time to time for characters who “harm” their ship. it is always correctly tagged though, you can just blacklist #anti x

edit: and the latest post was not even hate, it was literally just… canon facts.

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klaus [stabbing caroline and biting her]: this is so sad alexa play shot through the heart

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#me

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Caroline: We're in this together, Stefan. I am not giving up on you

Ripper: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

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Please make more ! I love this

thank you! 

i promise this blog isnt shut down, its just that currently the mods are busy or have left the fandom. more content is coming soon!

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Caroline: This is my ex-boyfriend Stefan

Stefan: I told you to stop calling me that

Stefan: I'm her husband

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You know what family means to me? Resentment. Guilt. Anger. Fake deaths. Competition over the same girl that turns into stake fights.

Stefan Salvatore

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im literally always thinking about them

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Klaus: There's no need to pretend. I know that you felt that certain something between us.

Caroline: You know, I wish there was something between us.

Klaus: Really?

Caroline: Yes. A continent.

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Stefan: I’m thinking a summer wedding, or maybe fall, I dont want it to be too cold though.

Caroline: Stefan, we aren’t even engaged

Stefan: SO THAT’S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT