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[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Li Dailin:Got any threes?

Adela:Go fish.

Li Dailin:Got any sixes?

Adela:Yeah. Got any queens?

Li Dailin:Go Fish sucks.

Adela:Then what do you wanna play?

Li Dailin:Let's just break chairs over each other's heads.

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Alex:Top snakes. Go.

Aiden:Gaboon viper, Saharan horned viper, regal ring-neck, anaconda, emerald tree boa, western rat snake.

Aiden:...why?

Alex:Figured I'd get a corner on the random questions market.

Aiden:Top 5 dairy products. Go.

Alex:1% milk, 2% milk, 3% milk, skim milk, 18% cream.

Aiden:I want to attack you with psychic force.

Alex:lwpduvenm2 3lib29id8 o2b2b-

Aiden: Does anybody here want a slightly defective coworker.

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Shoichi:When I was younger, my hobby was to go to car dealerships to negociate the prices.

Shoichi:I never bought any. I just argued with the salesmen about prices and left.

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Elena:My pronouns are what/ever/major/loser, now get out of my room!

Felix:Yeah, I told loser it's time for dinner. (gets smacked) Ow, quit it, I'm respecting your pronouns!

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Barbara:Where are you hearing this, what's your source?

Alex:I lurk in a lot of places.

Barbara:Why is this the funniest response I could've been given?

[incorrect-nmhe-quotes]

Stram: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.

Stram: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

[incorrect-nmhe-quotes]

Alice: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Clawd: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Alice: Yes. Clawd: I'd sleep.

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