100% inaccurate. 100% in character.

A variety of quotes from your favorite movie. Submissions, suggestions, recommendations all welcome.

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Roland: The past couple years, I’ve done a lot of work on myself, and I’ve realized I’ll be fine as long as I get constant attention.

(source: John Mulaney)

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Dawn, to Bog: We’ll stick together like that velcro stuff. I’m the fuzzy side. You’ll be the spiky.

(source: Shrek the Musical)

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Marianne: Whoever did this to Dawn showed unbelievable disregard for her safety; downright despicable!

Sunny: [looks down, ashamed]

Marianne, pointedly: Oh, right, it was you.

(source: The Owl House, S1E15)

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Marianne: The strong must protect the sweet.

(source: ‘Lisa’s Rival’, The Simpsons)

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Roland: The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you’re pretentious.

(source: Despair.com ‘Pretension’ demotivational poster)

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Bog King: Dare I ask Marianne to dinner? What if she says ‘no’? What if she says ‘yes’?!

(source: Addams Family Values)

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Bog King: Marianne ... you’re so pretty. But not just your face, your brain! It’s like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face ...

Marianne: Are you drunk?

(source: Galavant)

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range.

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Sunny: Is there anything we can do?

Sugar Plum Fairy: There is one way, but it’s terribly dangerous and partially illegal ... So you’re in the right place!

(source: The Owl House, S1E15)

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Dawn: Sparkly is my favourite colour!

(source: Adventures of Puss In Boots, S1E6)

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Sunny: I promise you that there is a reasonable explanation for this! Well, an explanation for this.

(source: 3Below, Tales of Arcadia)

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Marianne: I cannot make this any clearer. I do not like you!

Roland: You’re not making any sense! How can you not like me, when you obviously totally like me?

(source: Adventures of Puss In Boots, S1E14)

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Marianne: Ugh, I’m tired now. Phew! Hating things takes a lot of energy.

(source: Trolls World Tour, aka Trolls 2)

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Marianne: I don’t hate you.

Bog King: I don’t hate you, too.

(source: Avatar the Last Airbender)

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Dawn: I have made the decision to trust you.

Bog King: A horrible decision, really.

(source: Tangled)

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Roland: I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man, but even I have my limits.

(source: ‘Dude, Where’s My Ranch?’, The Simpsons)

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One of Marianne’s handmaidens, about Roland: He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!

(source: 'Homer and Apu', The Simpsons)