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Edited for all my writer friends out there
As both of being an artist and a writer, ye, thatâs us.

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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
hello vonnie

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One Nice Bug Per Day
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Game of Thrones Daily
$LAYYYTER

if i look back, i am lost
Claire Keane
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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#artists
Edited for all my writer friends out there
As both of being an artist and a writer, ye, thatâs us.
12.1 million people, aka 3.54% of the country
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btw
[screenshot 1, credited to Dave Levitan]
Dude's wanted a military parade for himself for years and he finally makes it happen and turnout is worse than at a medium sized city's farmers market on a rainy day while like 2% of the entire country went out to protest his bullshit
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[screenshot 2, credited to Alt National Park Service]
From coast to coast, city streets to small town squares, you showed up. And it mattered.
Honored to announce: 12.1 million in attendance.
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[screenshot 3, from Wikipedia]
3.5% rule
The 3.5% rule is a concept in political science that states that when 3.5% of the population of a country protest nonviolently against a government, that government is likely to fall from power. The rule was formulated in 2011 by researchers Erica Chenoweth and Maia Stephan, in their book, Why Civil Resistance Works: The Strategic Logic of Nonviolent Conflict.
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I think Iâve talked myself into headcanoning Dawn as Aromantic and itâs delicious, actually. Rotating it in my mind.
Like, Iâve heard tell that itâs Disneyâs fault that Dawnâs arc ended where it did. Apparently before the acquisition of Lucasfilm she was supposed to have a talk with Sunny about how they were friends but she didnât like him like that and End the Movie Single. Itâs better for the themes that way. You Can't Force Someone To Love You! Bog Plot, Roland Plot, Imp Plot, Dawn.
But, what if she didnât love anyone? Not just not Sunny, who wanted to drug her, but like, anyone.
Her thinking love is just choosing someone. Being sorta flighty and airheaded about it. The shallow perception. Not exactly understanding whatâs wrong with Roland. Her song being about Dancing with Somebody Who Loves Her instead of anything about her being in love. The themes of not being made to love somebody instead of her ending up with Sunny.
It also does themes and characterization to how sheâs shaped herself around their dadâs opinions and Marianneâs own âfateful dayâ
Her being a kid and hearing pre wedding Marianne talk about how much sheâs in love with Roland and knowing itâs what sheâs going to have too. Trying over and over with new people so she can Get it. Sheâs just supposed to Know that heâs the one, right? But nothingâs ever different.
Marianne accidentally making her feel really bad for being âboy crazyâ and immature, but, before this, they also they called her immature for hanging out with her friend Sunny and Not liking anybody, so sheâs Trying.
Sheâs putting herself out there like they Told her to! Sheâsâshe doesnât understand what sheâs doing wrong!
She likes them! She likes Arin, and Benjamin and Charles and all the restâTheyâre handsome, and good dancers!âbut sheâs canât tell which oneâs the right one. Which one sheâs supposed to love most!
Dawn getting Love Dusted and âfalling in loveâ with Bog. The first and only time sheâs ever felt this way, she canât help herself, and itâs fake.
Happy Pride Month!!! đđđźâ¨
Kaleidoscope
A Hazbin Hotel Fanfic
Three perspectives on that fateful scene in the alley and the immediate aftermath.
Vaggie lets a sinner escape, and is mutilated and cast from Heaven for the sin of empathy.
Lute catches a subordinate in the act of treason, and punishes her accordingly.
David is cornered by an Exorcist, who decides she isnât done toying with her prey yet.
~
David Augur, like most cannibals, knew what it was like to respawn, so he was not surprised to wake up in the park. He was surprised to wake up on Extermination Day.
He rolled under the bench he had thankfully been next too. It wasnât much cover â the angels would see him soon â but it might buy him a minute to get all his muscles used to functioning again.
Two days before Extermination, heâd been playing with his sister and their friends in this park. Heâd lost their hunting game, and theyâd torn him to pieces, already squabbling over who got to eat what. He usually took four days to come back. Extermination shouldâve already been over.
Did it change? Were the angels just going to be hunting demons all the time now?
A shadow fell over the bench. One of the angels was diving. David scrambled out of there and ran.
He didnât know where he was going. Home would be barricaded shut. Everywhere would be barricaded shut. Home might not even exist anymore.
He took a random turn and found himself in a dead-end alley. He curled up and hid his face like that could protect him.
âGo,â the angel hissed at him, taunting. âRun, now.â
Later, he would wonder about that. Later, he would decide the hunt had ended too soon for the angelâs taste, and it wanted to keep playing with him.
In the moment, he ran.
Out of the alley, past another Exorcist. He couldnât tell how close they were behind him; their wings were too quiet under the screams. Someone else screamed from that alley.
More random turns, and then â the feeling of a snare around his leg. He fell.
Pink light.
âWhat were you doing outside, young man?â a womanâs voice scolded. âToday of all days!â
âAuntie Rosie!â He threw himself at his Overlord and hugged her around her legs, crying hard. She put one hand on his shoulder and ran the other through his hair. Heâd lost his hat somewhere.
âSsshh ⌠There, there, Auntie Rosieâs got you. Iâve got you.â More gently, âWhat happened? Why were you outside? And alone?â
She soothed and coaxed the story out of him, petting his hair, plying him with snacks, claws protective on his shoulders as she promised the angels wouldnât get him. And once the angels went back to Heaven, she walked him home.
~
Lute was alerted to one of her subordinates removing her helmet.
The helmets had layers of tech and enchantment in them. One purpose was to keep track of where the Exorcists were, to ensure a proper sweep of demon territory. Another was to record the Exorcistsâ actions and keep track of their kills.
As Lieutenant, she had duties beyond killing any demon who crossed her path. She had to ensure the other Exorcists stayed focused. She flew to investigate, only slowing down to slash a few demons, slicing throats and guts instead of stopping to run them through. The rest were left for her sisters-in-arms.
It was Vaggieâs helmet. One of Adamâs new favourites; the bitch who broke Luteâs record for most demons killed in a single Extermination. (Obviously it was good more demons were dead, but it burned to write commendations for a woman who kept stealing Adamâs attention and didnât even seem to appreciate it.)
Lute found Vaggie in an alleyway, spear raised, a demon cowering before her.
And then, to Luteâs shock and horror, Vaggie lowered her weapon.
âGo,â she urged it in a whisper. âRun, now.â
It ran. Vaggie didnât throw her spear through it while its back was turned. She let it go.
She let it go.
Had she been chasing demons out of sight of the other Exorcists so she could claim kills without actually doing her duty?
The fucking traitor! How dare she endanger Heaven this way! Hellâs numbers were already out of control, and who knew how many demons Vaggie let go before Lute caught up to her.
Vaggie turned around and found Lute there. Lute slashed her sword across the traitorâs face, cutting out her eye. She stepped on it for good measure.
âSinful filth like you has no place in Heaven,â Lute snarled. She pinned her former sister-in-arms under her boot and pulled off the wings that Vaggie no longer deserved. That she maybe had never deserved. She took hold of the traitorâs halo and â
âWhat the fuck?â
Adam was there. Lute straightened up to attention, yanking Vaggieâs halo off as she did.
Okay, she could admit this maybe looked bad without context.
âShe let a demon go.â
Adamâs shocked face became stern.
âDid you get it?â
â⌠No.â She dropped the desecrated halo to the ground like the trash it was. âIâll go after it now.â
The angels left.
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Vaggie had been trying to do the right thing.
Ever since she broke Luteâs record, Adam had been uncomfortably focused on her. She knew her helmet recorded her kills, so she had come up with a brilliant plan to escape his attention.
Take off the helmet after killing a respectable number of demons. Her kill-count would be middling rank, making her record-breaking look like a random lucky day, but she wouldnât actually endanger Heaven by neglecting her duties.
Hell was louder and smellier without her faceplateâs filters, but fleeing demons still stood out well enough.
She chased one into an alleyway and watched it collapse. She landed, lining up her spear to grant it a quick death.
She looked at its face.
It was child.
A little boy, shaking in mortal terror of her.
Her spear and resolution wavered.
â⌠Go,â she told him quietly. âRun, now.â
He fled. She turned, so she wouldnât know which way heâd gone.
That was when Lute struck her.
The next part, in her memories, was both vivid and blurry. Pain. Screaming. Her eye, her wings. Luteâs boot holding her down. Lute saying she didnât belong in Heaven. She thought she saw Adam.
Lute taking Vaggieâs halo hurt just as badly as her wings and eye, but she couldnât get the breath to scream again.
And then they were gone. Vaggie was left to bleed.
What ⌠just happened? How had Lute been able to hurt her?
Was Vaggie not an angel anymore?
Was this, Falling?
Time passed, shivering in that alley. Eventually fear cut through the pain; she couldnât be in an Exorcist uniform if, when, a demon found her.
Vaggie managed to shuck her gloves; her boots; to sit up enough to take her gorget and tunic off. Barefoot, in her tights and undertunic, she used her spear as a walking stick to get to her feet. Shakily, she tossed the uniform into one of the overflowing, stinking trash cans.
Then, her wings, and her halo.
It felt so awful to pick up her wings; to feel feathers under her hands and know they were hers but not be able to feel them on her shoulders.
She threw them in the trash, too, and did her best to stagger away.
She made it to the other end of the alley before she collapsed against the dumpster.
That was where Charlie found her.
Happy 100th birthday to Norma Jeanne Mortenson, aka Marilyn Monroe (June 1st, 1926)
Hidden Colours
Exorcist Sugartits, later renamed Snow, found and stole a snowglobe one Extermination Day. She keeps it hidden in her bunk behind a loose board in the ceiling.
Based on [this fic chapter] by Raxaon, on AO3.
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
Iâm not missing it this year.
They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.
Had a coworker tell me they hadnât texted once because of the time. âI didnât want to wake you.â
I stared at them through the dawning realization that they lived in a world where that was remotely possible. âMy phone is on do not disturb if Iâm sleeping. Why would I let random texts wake me up? My sleep is important.â
Equally baffled they replied, âWhat if someone at work needs you?â
âI am not a manager. No one at work will ever need me badly enough to interrupt my sleep. If Iâm not working then thereâs no reason to be calling me.â
âNot even if you need to cover?â
I laughed, âI donât need to cover. They could ask me to cover but good luck getting ahold of me if Iâm sleeping.â
They looked distressed at this idea.
To console them I added, âI have important people like my mom and my wife set to override. If they call they get through no matter what.â
There was a small pause before they asked, âYou can do thatâŚ?â
So friendly reminder. Become unreachable. Work does not need you that badly. Sleep.
jobs for people who cant do or handle anything
Mr Burns: "Billionaire!"
Improv Comic: "Nice job - where do I apply?"
(The Simpsons s19e1: He Loves To Fly And He D'Ohs)
thereâs an educational trivia game at the citadel on the exhibits on different planets called âDog or Not?â that shows pictures of various four legged mammals and asks if theyâre a breed of dog.
it was mainly for kids to learn about the diversity of earthâs flora and fauna but it became popular with adult aliens too and had to be shut down after almost causing no less than three diplomatic incidents.
they brought it to the nexus and itâs caused two more so far
âThatâs definitely a dog.â âIncorrect. This is actually an animal called a âraccoonââ âWhat? No! Itâs got the ears and the tail!â
âOkay, okay, I got this. Thatâs not a dog. Itâs way too big itâs uhhh I think humans call them bears.â âIncorrect. This is a dog breed called a ânewfoundlandââÂ
And when it becomes such a cultural obsession that they run tournaments and the final rounds are displayed live on the worldswide hologram system âŚ
Somewhat cocky contestant (who heckles the others for wrong answers) looks at the hologram on display: âIâve read up on a lot of Earth animals, even visited the Earth zoo, so you canât fool me.  Itâs a picture on a farm so thatâs the first clue.  Itâs white, fluffy, got a sloping forehead and no distinct⌠muzzle.. if I do remember the term correctly.  Itâs most definitely a sheep.â Â
Trivia host (attempting to hide their joy at finally being able to tell the contestant theyâre wrong):  âIâm sorry, that is a dog called a Bedlington Terrier.  It is actually bred to look like a sheep, but notice the lack of keratinized tissue coverings on the extremities that make contact with the ground.  You missed quite an obvious difference there.â  (after the contestant stutters a bit and protests about dogs made specifically to look like not-dogs) âLetâs take it to the judges thenâ (after consulting small podium-top hologram of judging panel, now grinning and dripping with sarcasm) âAwwwwâŚunfortunately it is a dog and rules of the game do not allow us to award partial credit⌠toooooo baaaaaadâ (super cheerfully) âaaand⌠next image please!âÂ
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yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary
loving that the general consensus here is that "the omen when you see a cassowary is that you are about to die of cassowary"
Finally got the 'create polls' option!
What is your favourite colour?
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Violet/Purple
Black
White
Grey
Brown
Multiple/Can't choose
You forgot 'indigo' when listing the rainbow colours
Hi, I'm back from my tumblr blackout. I see purple won.