#artists
Edited for all my writer friends out there
As both of being an artist and a writer, ye, that’s us.
trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature
Stranger Things
Peter Solarz
ojovivo
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Show & Tell
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
dirt enthusiast

@theartofmadeline
cherry valley forever

Kaledo Art

tannertan36
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macklin celebrini has autism
AnasAbdin

Janaina Medeiros
todays bird
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seen from India

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@magic-and-moonlit-wings
#artists
Edited for all my writer friends out there
As both of being an artist and a writer, ye, that’s us.
12.1 million people, aka 3.54% of the country
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btw
[screenshot 1, credited to Dave Levitan]
Dude's wanted a military parade for himself for years and he finally makes it happen and turnout is worse than at a medium sized city's farmers market on a rainy day while like 2% of the entire country went out to protest his bullshit
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[screenshot 2, credited to Alt National Park Service]
From coast to coast, city streets to small town squares, you showed up. And it mattered.
Honored to announce: 12.1 million in attendance.
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[screenshot 3, from Wikipedia]
3.5% rule
The 3.5% rule is a concept in political science that states that when 3.5% of the population of a country protest nonviolently against a government, that government is likely to fall from power. The rule was formulated in 2011 by researchers Erica Chenoweth and Maia Stephan, in their book, Why Civil Resistance Works: The Strategic Logic of Nonviolent Conflict.
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I think I’ve talked myself into headcanoning Dawn as Aromantic and it’s delicious, actually. Rotating it in my mind.
Like, I’ve heard tell that it’s Disney’s fault that Dawn’s arc ended where it did. Apparently before the acquisition of Lucasfilm she was supposed to have a talk with Sunny about how they were friends but she didn’t like him like that and End the Movie Single. It’s better for the themes that way. You Can't Force Someone To Love You! Bog Plot, Roland Plot, Imp Plot, Dawn.
But, what if she didn’t love anyone? Not just not Sunny, who wanted to drug her, but like, anyone.
Her thinking love is just choosing someone. Being sorta flighty and airheaded about it. The shallow perception. Not exactly understanding what’s wrong with Roland. Her song being about Dancing with Somebody Who Loves Her instead of anything about her being in love. The themes of not being made to love somebody instead of her ending up with Sunny.
It also does themes and characterization to how she’s shaped herself around their dad’s opinions and Marianne’s own “fateful day”
Her being a kid and hearing pre wedding Marianne talk about how much she’s in love with Roland and knowing it’s what she’s going to have too. Trying over and over with new people so she can Get it. She’s just supposed to Know that he’s the one, right? But nothing’s ever different.
Marianne accidentally making her feel really bad for being “boy crazy” and immature, but, before this, they also they called her immature for hanging out with her friend Sunny and Not liking anybody, so she’s Trying.
She’s putting herself out there like they Told her to! She’s—she doesn’t understand what she’s doing wrong!
She likes them! She likes Arin, and Benjamin and Charles and all the rest—They’re handsome, and good dancers!—but she’s can’t tell which one’s the right one. Which one she’s supposed to love most!
Dawn getting Love Dusted and “falling in love” with Bog. The first and only time she’s ever felt this way, she can’t help herself, and it’s fake.
Happy Pride Month!!! 🌈💕🌼✨
Kaleidoscope
A Hazbin Hotel Fanfic
Three perspectives on that fateful scene in the alley and the immediate aftermath.
Vaggie lets a sinner escape, and is mutilated and cast from Heaven for the sin of empathy.
Lute catches a subordinate in the act of treason, and punishes her accordingly.
David is cornered by an Exorcist, who decides she isn’t done toying with her prey yet.
~
David Augur, like most cannibals, knew what it was like to respawn, so he was not surprised to wake up in the park. He was surprised to wake up on Extermination Day.
He rolled under the bench he had thankfully been next too. It wasn’t much cover – the angels would see him soon – but it might buy him a minute to get all his muscles used to functioning again.
Two days before Extermination, he’d been playing with his sister and their friends in this park. He’d lost their hunting game, and they’d torn him to pieces, already squabbling over who got to eat what. He usually took four days to come back. Extermination should’ve already been over.
Did it change? Were the angels just going to be hunting demons all the time now?
A shadow fell over the bench. One of the angels was diving. David scrambled out of there and ran.
He didn’t know where he was going. Home would be barricaded shut. Everywhere would be barricaded shut. Home might not even exist anymore.
He took a random turn and found himself in a dead-end alley. He curled up and hid his face like that could protect him.
“Go,” the angel hissed at him, taunting. “Run, now.”
Later, he would wonder about that. Later, he would decide the hunt had ended too soon for the angel’s taste, and it wanted to keep playing with him.
In the moment, he ran.
Out of the alley, past another Exorcist. He couldn’t tell how close they were behind him; their wings were too quiet under the screams. Someone else screamed from that alley.
More random turns, and then – the feeling of a snare around his leg. He fell.
Pink light.
“What were you doing outside, young man?” a woman’s voice scolded. “Today of all days!”
“Auntie Rosie!” He threw himself at his Overlord and hugged her around her legs, crying hard. She put one hand on his shoulder and ran the other through his hair. He’d lost his hat somewhere.
“Ssshh … There, there, Auntie Rosie’s got you. I’ve got you.” More gently, “What happened? Why were you outside? And alone?”
She soothed and coaxed the story out of him, petting his hair, plying him with snacks, claws protective on his shoulders as she promised the angels wouldn’t get him. And once the angels went back to Heaven, she walked him home.
~
Lute was alerted to one of her subordinates removing her helmet.
The helmets had layers of tech and enchantment in them. One purpose was to keep track of where the Exorcists were, to ensure a proper sweep of demon territory. Another was to record the Exorcists’ actions and keep track of their kills.
As Lieutenant, she had duties beyond killing any demon who crossed her path. She had to ensure the other Exorcists stayed focused. She flew to investigate, only slowing down to slash a few demons, slicing throats and guts instead of stopping to run them through. The rest were left for her sisters-in-arms.
It was Vaggie’s helmet. One of Adam’s new favourites; the bitch who broke Lute’s record for most demons killed in a single Extermination. (Obviously it was good more demons were dead, but it burned to write commendations for a woman who kept stealing Adam’s attention and didn’t even seem to appreciate it.)
Lute found Vaggie in an alleyway, spear raised, a demon cowering before her.
And then, to Lute’s shock and horror, Vaggie lowered her weapon.
“Go,” she urged it in a whisper. “Run, now.”
It ran. Vaggie didn’t throw her spear through it while its back was turned. She let it go.
She let it go.
Had she been chasing demons out of sight of the other Exorcists so she could claim kills without actually doing her duty?
The fucking traitor! How dare she endanger Heaven this way! Hell’s numbers were already out of control, and who knew how many demons Vaggie let go before Lute caught up to her.
Vaggie turned around and found Lute there. Lute slashed her sword across the traitor’s face, cutting out her eye. She stepped on it for good measure.
“Sinful filth like you has no place in Heaven,” Lute snarled. She pinned her former sister-in-arms under her boot and pulled off the wings that Vaggie no longer deserved. That she maybe had never deserved. She took hold of the traitor’s halo and –
“What the fuck?”
Adam was there. Lute straightened up to attention, yanking Vaggie’s halo off as she did.
Okay, she could admit this maybe looked bad without context.
“She let a demon go.”
Adam’s shocked face became stern.
“Did you get it?”
“… No.” She dropped the desecrated halo to the ground like the trash it was. “I’ll go after it now.”
The angels left.
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Vaggie had been trying to do the right thing.
Ever since she broke Lute’s record, Adam had been uncomfortably focused on her. She knew her helmet recorded her kills, so she had come up with a brilliant plan to escape his attention.
Take off the helmet after killing a respectable number of demons. Her kill-count would be middling rank, making her record-breaking look like a random lucky day, but she wouldn’t actually endanger Heaven by neglecting her duties.
Hell was louder and smellier without her faceplate’s filters, but fleeing demons still stood out well enough.
She chased one into an alleyway and watched it collapse. She landed, lining up her spear to grant it a quick death.
She looked at its face.
It was child.
A little boy, shaking in mortal terror of her.
Her spear and resolution wavered.
“… Go,” she told him quietly. “Run, now.”
He fled. She turned, so she wouldn’t know which way he’d gone.
That was when Lute struck her.
The next part, in her memories, was both vivid and blurry. Pain. Screaming. Her eye, her wings. Lute’s boot holding her down. Lute saying she didn’t belong in Heaven. She thought she saw Adam.
Lute taking Vaggie’s halo hurt just as badly as her wings and eye, but she couldn’t get the breath to scream again.
And then they were gone. Vaggie was left to bleed.
What … just happened? How had Lute been able to hurt her?
Was Vaggie not an angel anymore?
Was this, Falling?
Time passed, shivering in that alley. Eventually fear cut through the pain; she couldn’t be in an Exorcist uniform if, when, a demon found her.
Vaggie managed to shuck her gloves; her boots; to sit up enough to take her gorget and tunic off. Barefoot, in her tights and undertunic, she used her spear as a walking stick to get to her feet. Shakily, she tossed the uniform into one of the overflowing, stinking trash cans.
Then, her wings, and her halo.
It felt so awful to pick up her wings; to feel feathers under her hands and know they were hers but not be able to feel them on her shoulders.
She threw them in the trash, too, and did her best to stagger away.
She made it to the other end of the alley before she collapsed against the dumpster.
That was where Charlie found her.
Happy 100th birthday to Norma Jeanne Mortenson, aka Marilyn Monroe (June 1st, 1926)
Hidden Colours
Exorcist Sugartits, later renamed Snow, found and stole a snowglobe one Extermination Day. She keeps it hidden in her bunk behind a loose board in the ceiling.
Based on [this fic chapter] by Raxaon, on AO3.
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.
Had a coworker tell me they hadn’t texted once because of the time. “I didn’t want to wake you.”
I stared at them through the dawning realization that they lived in a world where that was remotely possible. “My phone is on do not disturb if I’m sleeping. Why would I let random texts wake me up? My sleep is important.”
Equally baffled they replied, “What if someone at work needs you?”
“I am not a manager. No one at work will ever need me badly enough to interrupt my sleep. If I’m not working then there’s no reason to be calling me.”
“Not even if you need to cover?”
I laughed, “I don’t need to cover. They could ask me to cover but good luck getting ahold of me if I’m sleeping.”
They looked distressed at this idea.
To console them I added, “I have important people like my mom and my wife set to override. If they call they get through no matter what.”
There was a small pause before they asked, “You can do that…?”
So friendly reminder. Become unreachable. Work does not need you that badly. Sleep.
jobs for people who cant do or handle anything
Mr Burns: "Billionaire!"
Improv Comic: "Nice job - where do I apply?"
(The Simpsons s19e1: He Loves To Fly And He D'Ohs)
there’s an educational trivia game at the citadel on the exhibits on different planets called “Dog or Not?” that shows pictures of various four legged mammals and asks if they’re a breed of dog.
it was mainly for kids to learn about the diversity of earth’s flora and fauna but it became popular with adult aliens too and had to be shut down after almost causing no less than three diplomatic incidents.
they brought it to the nexus and it’s caused two more so far
“That’s definitely a dog.” “Incorrect. This is actually an animal called a ‘raccoon’” “What? No! It’s got the ears and the tail!”
“Okay, okay, I got this. That’s not a dog. It’s way too big it’s uhhh I think humans call them bears.” “Incorrect. This is a dog breed called a ‘newfoundland’”
And when it becomes such a cultural obsession that they run tournaments and the final rounds are displayed live on the worldswide hologram system …
Somewhat cocky contestant (who heckles the others for wrong answers) looks at the hologram on display: “I’ve read up on a lot of Earth animals, even visited the Earth zoo, so you can’t fool me. It’s a picture on a farm so that’s the first clue. It’s white, fluffy, got a sloping forehead and no distinct… muzzle.. if I do remember the term correctly. It’s most definitely a sheep.”
Trivia host (attempting to hide their joy at finally being able to tell the contestant they’re wrong): “I’m sorry, that is a dog called a Bedlington Terrier. It is actually bred to look like a sheep, but notice the lack of keratinized tissue coverings on the extremities that make contact with the ground. You missed quite an obvious difference there.” (after the contestant stutters a bit and protests about dogs made specifically to look like not-dogs) “Let’s take it to the judges then” (after consulting small podium-top hologram of judging panel, now grinning and dripping with sarcasm) “Awwww…unfortunately it is a dog and rules of the game do not allow us to award partial credit… toooooo baaaaaad” (super cheerfully) “aaand… next image please!”
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yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary
loving that the general consensus here is that "the omen when you see a cassowary is that you are about to die of cassowary"
Finally got the 'create polls' option!
What is your favourite colour?
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Violet/Purple
Black
White
Grey
Brown
Multiple/Can't choose
You forgot 'indigo' when listing the rainbow colours
Hi, I'm back from my tumblr blackout. I see purple won.