Incorrect Subnautica Quotes

A compilation of previously undiscovered PDA entries from the Subnautica series.

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Robin: Al-An mentioned the word prototype. When I asked him what he meant, he said, “People are a prototype” and I was too scared to ask what he meant.

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AWARE OF DOG pleas pet dog

Baby Snowstalker

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Paul: because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock

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Paul: Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?

Marguerit: It does, 100% 

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Robin: You shot him in the fucking face!

Jeff: So?

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Bart: A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

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Marguerit: Give me one reason why I shouldn't just punch you in the face right now.

Paul: Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends.

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Ozzy: I bought quick oats and later Ryley turned up with instant. I will not be humiliated. I must find an even sooner oat.

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Marguerit: How soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker

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Bart: Skyray just flew into my window and tried to play it off all cool by immediately picking at leaves on the ground like... king... it’s ok, we’ve all been there

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Robin: So here’s the tea.

Sam: For the last time, it’s called a report.

Robin: Do you want it or not?

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Marguerit: Give me one good reason I shouldn’t just punch you in the face right now.

Al-An: I’m the last of my species.

Robin: My sister specifically instructed me to have a good day today.

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Robin: So, what’s your approach going to be?

Jeff: Oh, dishonesty.

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Bart: A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it’s essentially immortal and you’ve damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.

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Alterra: There’s no justice.

Alterra: Sleep tight, everyone.

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Marguerit, showing Robin her base: That’s a guitar, and then of course, a katana

Marguerit: The guitar is for therapy, so I can play it and just play out my feelings, but the katana is there to murder people

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Marguerit: See you in twelve years.

Robin: You were on here for twelve years?!