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Todo lo que los estudiantes de SUFA realmente quieren decir.

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Some student: Why don’t you do anything?

Kitae: Minimalism.

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Megan: Aren’t you supposed to be babysitting Vic?

Haneul: She’s over there, dazzling some psychologists.

Victoria: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she could never be better than me. At any given moment I’m thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over, eating dog food. I feel like I’m the Paris of people. I’m exquisite.

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Henry: [holding their breath]

Nana, timing: Holy crap, 4 minutes!

Henry: [exhales] The trick is not caring if you live or die.

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Farrah: I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a disappointment

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Chanying: THEY HAVE MINI CROISSANTS???

Mirae: yes

Chanying: no matter what i say, stop me when I've had 16

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Sangmin: how was the coldplay concert?

Farrah: idk i was busy filming the lights

Sangmin: why

Farrah: Aesthetic™

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Riho: you know you don't have to narrate my every movement

Kitae: his mouth would move but I would not listen

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Chanying: Taehan and Lancelot have been in the kitchen for a while now…

Chanying: Do you think they’re…

Chanying: making out?!

[Cut to Taehan and Lancelot in the kitchen building a coke and mentos rocket]

Lancelot: This is gonna be so sick.

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Sangmin: I like your new pants!

Nicholas: Thank you, they were 50% off.

Sangmin: I’d like them better if they were 100% off.

Nicholas: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Sangmin: That’s not what I meant.

Nicholas: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Sangmin.

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Taehan: I'm untouchable. A true ice king.

Lancelot: *exists*

Taehan: SOMEONE HELP ME I'M GAY

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Haneul: I can tell that Taehan likes you from the way he looks at you.

Lance: How does he look at me?

Haneul: Like you’re a sexy little rubik cube. He can’t really figure you out, but you know he’s having a lot of fun trying.

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Haneul: I'm not crying, okay?

Haneul: I'm allergic to jerks!!

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Daehyun: PLOT TWIST: You are your crush’s crush.

Lancelot: Unrealistic. Blocked.

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Haru: it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

Sangmin: shut up.

Haru: buy my silence

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Subin: I’m good.

Subin: I haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours, but yeah I’m good.

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Nicholas: I have faith in you.

Joonseok, genuinely confused: Why?

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Minji: Are you coming out yet or what?

Minki, opening the dressing room curtain: I’m gay.

Minji: I hate you.