Incorrect SP7 Quotes

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James: What are you doing?

Cib: I’m trying to give you a big ol’ hug.

James: Thought you were attacking me.

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Autumn: What are you allergic to?

Steven: pine nuts... and the full spectrum of human emotion

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Cib: Steve, I did something terrible

Steve: it’s okay! I have a shovel!

Cib: wait, what do you think I did?

Steve: it doesn’t matter, Cib! No one will ever know!

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James: I got fired from the pitbull rescue.

Steve: What happened?

James: I changed all the dog's name tags...

Steve: No...

James: To...

Steve: Stop.

James: Mr. Worldwide.

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Cib: I wasn’t that drunk last night.

James: Yes you were. You were flirting with Sammi Jo.

Cib: So what? She’s my girlfriend.

James: You asked her if she was single.

James: And then cried when she said she wasn’t.

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Steven: Just a couple of dudes bein’ guys

Cib: Just a couple of guys bein’ dudes

Steven: Just a couple of dudes bein’ gay

Cib: Show me your dick, Steve-

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22/10/17 Announcement

After two months!! I’m back! Posts will begin regularly next week.

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28/8/17 Announcement

This blog is on hiatus for one week while I get my shit together! Who knew single handedly mod-ing a blog that posts 4-5 a week would be hard? Not me! Anyway, see you with a special post next Tuesday!

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Cib: What does HTML stand for?

Steven: Hypertext Markup Language

Cib: Yes but what does it believe in?

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Steven: We have 7 of us but only 5 chairs. What should we do?

Autumn: Have everyone stand.

Cib: The best 5 of us can sit down.

James: Everyone can sit on the floor.

Parker: Bring in 2 more chairs.

Jeremy: Kill three.

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James: You're like the ocean.

Steven: Explain?

James: So fucking salty.

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*CC meeting SP7 for the first time*

Brett: Who's in charge here?

Steven: ...

Cib: ...

James: Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest.

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Steven: I can’t believe you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

James: You people already know too much about me.

Steven: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Steven: You could have died, dude!

Cib: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be

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Cib: what’s it called when you kill a friend?

Cib: homiecide

Steven: Murder.

Cib: homiecide

Steven has left the chatroom.

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*the week after akrasia*

Cib: I’m fine.

Steve: You’re fine? That’s good. I’m going to put that on your tombstone. ‘He said he was fine. He was wrong’.

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Parker: Things I want: Snuggles.

Parker: Things I receive: Struggles