as shrimple as that 🦐

my name is Léna and god nerfed me by making me french

[keydekyie]

"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."

original

[princessnastyaromanov]

Why is NOBODY talking about the FIFA World Cup

[kibumkim]

The patriarchy won lmao

[pancakeke]

she's right cause I'm gonna fucking get her

[clinging-to-decency]

[offshoreoilrig]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote

[malpensante]

[letatlin]

for anyone wondering about the second quote:

[communist-hatsunemiku]

kensyouen_Y

[ssalmonn]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I've seen the first 3 seconds of this and scrolled on so many times and only now do I see my mistake

[lunarblazes]

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

[dreamyfreakout]

this happens to me after working a five hour shift tho

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[forestdeity]

seeing wildflowers and birds and critters and sunsets really can keep you going

[depsidase]

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[dogpuppy]

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[faecreatur]

Teeny tiny grub

[creepymutelilbugger]

posting the spotted hyena vision diagram again

[pupdotcom]

real