(in)correct gen 9 legendaries

self indulgent idea that was way too funny to let rot in my private discord server. Welcome to Incorrect Gen 9 Legendaries! Where I (and you can too!) post incorrect quotes about the Legendary (and Mythical) Pokemon of Scarlet and Violet once a day! Feel free to submit/send asks and enjoy your stay!

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Koraidon: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Terapagos: But you do know better.

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Koraidon: I need advice.

Koraidon, two minutes later: Nevermind, I already did the stupid thing.

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Munkidori: Seems like we're back at square one - finding Chien-Pao.

Okidogi: For the record, I already found them!

Fezandipiti: And let them get away.

Okidogi: They stabbed me!

Ogerpon: I'm surprised they waited this long. We've all had the urge.

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Chien-Pao: Now, attack me!

Chi-Yu: Huh?

Chien-Pao: I said, attack me! Did you not hear?

Chi-Yu: I always hear "attack me" whenever you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

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Terapagos: I have a great memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Pecharunt: You forgot me on a route once!

Terapagos: That was on purpose, try again.

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Ogerpon: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Lousy Three way.

Terapagos: Isn't that also the wrong way?

Ogerpon: Yes, but it's faster.

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Chi-Yu: Hey, wanna commit arson?

Ogerpon: What the hell

Chi-Yu: Oh, my bad

Chi-Yu, whispering: Wanna commit arson?

Ogerpon, also whispering: Of course

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Terapagos: Do you have any shaving cream?

Koraidon: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Terapagos: Wait… you eat shaving cream?

Koraidon: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

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Wo-Chien: Koraidon, I was thinking...

Koraidon: I wish I could do that!

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Miraidon: I knew that day would come!

Miraidon: I saw it on the calendar.

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Okidogi: Blood loss?

Okidogi: No.

Okidogi: I know where the blood is.

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Terapagos: I need some advice.

Chien-Pao: You need advice? From me?

Terapagos: Yeah. Frightening, isn't it?

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Fezandipiti: Are you listening to me?!

Munkidori: *nods*

Fezandipiti: What did I just say?

Munkidori: *nods*

Fezandipiti:

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Okidogi: Hey, we have a visitor!

Munkidori: Don't tell me it's Ogerpon.

Okidogi: It's Ogerpon.

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Ogerpon, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!

Terapagos: Sit down. Tell us all about it. Chi-Yu, would you get Ogerpon some water?

Chi-Yu: What is she gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

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Ting-Lu, looking at a dead phone: So how do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know someone-

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Ogerpon: Some people are like slinkies.

Terapagos: What?

Ogerpon: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Terapagos:

Terapagos: Please don't push Pecharunt down the stairs.

Ogerpon, pushing Pecharunt down the stairs: Too late