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Gloria: Watch out for razors in your candy.

Bede: Hey Gloria, want some candy?

Gloria: Oh yeah, thanks-

Gloria:

Gloria:…Is that a butcher knife with a butterfinger on the end of it…?

Bede: What?

Bede: Nooo

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Bede: The only kind of conditioning I need is air conditioning.

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Bede: So follow up

Bede: Turns out I was wrong

Bede: But hey

Bede: We know I have asthma now.

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Bede: You thought I was dead?

Bede: Think again.

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Mum: Gloria, what did you have to eat today?

Gloria, running to go stop Chairman Rose: UH- MICROWAVE

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Bede: The only kind of conditioning I need is air conditioning.

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Gloria: I know all about the...

Gloria: Uh...

Gloria: Plane stuff.

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Gloria: That reminds me of my aunt.

Victor: Ah

Gloria: She’s a lesbian

Victor: As she should be

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Bede: This whole conversation has been rather dark...

Gloria: Well, it is night time.

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Sonia: Oh heck

Sonia: I got tagged in a RayBan sunglasses post

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Sonia: Hey, my eyes are up here.

Leon: Sorry, you just have a really cool Spider-Man watch.

Sonia: Oh thank you!

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Sonia: No one can hate you more than yourself.

Leon: Are you okay?

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Kabu: Why do people think I don’t know what memes are?

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Bea: You ever see a woman and go “Wow”?

Bea: I have

Bea: Many times

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Leon: You know,

Leon: There’s at least two churches in the world.

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Hop: Wooo! Go Gloria!

Hop: We believe in you!

Bede: I don’t!

Hop:

Hop: I believe in you!

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Melony: I love keyboards.

Gordie: Gaming keyboards?

Melony: Piano key boards.

Gordie: Oh