Incorrect Tempus Terra Quotes

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Perry: We’re not exactly a house of good decisions, Bri!

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Orianna: The best way to solve your problems is to create more problems until you are dead

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Zash: how much is it to send a letter to Brassaris?

Ivor: where is it going?

Zash: Brassaris. It says “Dear Brassaris, fuck you.”

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Orianna: Did I make some mistakes? Yes. Did I only make mistakes? Yes. But did it all work out? Kind of!

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Leliana: This is where you deflect questions with humour, right?

Vero: Well, I’d use my shield, but I think you might actually spot me hiding behind it.

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Anaesthesia...

Champion: Did the doctor send you? [Lilth giggling behind the camera] Man, you are eye candy! Are you a model? Who are you? What’s your name?

Lilth: [giggling) My name’s Lilth. I’m your wife.

Champion: You’re MY wife? Holy SHIT. Oh my God, I hit the JACKPOT!

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Vero: You better buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds

Leliana: We're going to McDonalds if i don't do my work?!

Vero: NO-

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Ezran: I like, literally had sex with 12 people last week

Vero: ugh, lucky

Ezran: Oh dude, its not that glamorous I'm a prostitute

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Leliana: Okay, dad needs to go to bed

Vero: (holding a glass of whiskey) No, dad needs a drink

Leliana: No, dad’s already had a drink

Vero: Look, I’ve had a very long, hard day

Leliana: You woke up at 4PM!

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Vero: dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

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Ezran: What we need is a diversion... I say Vero gets naked

Vero: No

Ezran: I could get naked

Vero: No!

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Orianna: Ezran, what do you have?

Ezran: A gift!

Orianna: NO!

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Vero: Gawain, Gawain, what do your Fey Eyes see?

Gawain: ALL.

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Ezran, watching Vero drink tea: Why are you making that face? Is it bad or something?

Vero: Leliana put salt in my tea as a prank, but I’m going to continue to drink it because I’m petty and I refuse to let her win.

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Andre: Hey, I’m Andre. And you are?

Vero: Gay.

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Ezran: *Visibly drunk* It's weird thinking about what... things used to be

Vero: Let's not do that I'm drunk

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Wynne: SHIT, I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL!

Wynne: ...

Wynne: Oh yeah, I'm 48...

Wynne: ...

Wynne: I'M A TEACHER