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Maedi: Wow, I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs

Vonia: Those are bones

Maedi, looking straight up: Not if I don’t look down, they’re not

Gnome Barbarian: Who do you think you are?!

DM: I'm God

Gnome Barbarian: No you'r-

Tiefling Bard: No. No they got a point.

Winkerbean: *playing out of tune guitar*

Werblund: Do you take requests?

Winkerbean: Sure.

Werblund: Please stop.

Maedi to Hemlock, about Foxglove: when you have a dildo everything looks like a vagina ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maedi: I think Atelisia might be mad at me.

Evanara: Why do you say that?

Maedi: She just sent me a note that start with “Dear Maedi, I hope this note finds you before I do”

Vonia: It’s not a gamble if you know you’re gonna win

Hemlock: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Vonia: Several traffic violations.

Atelisia: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Maedi: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Evanara: Also, that’s not our car.

Maedi: .. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: IM SORRY)

DM: What's that

Maedi: Remorse code

DM: I'm even angrier now

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