Incorrect Thenamesh

And other Eternals when it suits them

[skylessknights]

Who holds the reins of my desires if not my hands?

                            — Natalie Diaz, “The Hand Has Twenty-Seven Bones”

[edwordsmyth]

Columbia University students at the Gaza solidarity encampment reading Wisam Rafeedie's The Trinity of Fundamentals and Ghassan Kanafani's The Revolution of 1936–1939 in Palestine (ph. Ian Bartlett).

[eternalowl]

Thena, texting the group chat: Gil gave me a son. Say hi

Gilgamesh: :D

Kingo: WHAT

Gilgamesh: Yes

Kingo: WHEN DID YOU TWO-

Thena:

[incorrectthenamesh]

Thena: you love me right?

Gilgamesh: normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and i don’t like it

[incorrectthenamesh]

Gilgamesh: you’re smiling; what happened?

Thena: what? Can’t i smile just because i feel like it?

Makkari, signing: Ikaris tripped and fell down the stairs today

Druig, barely able to contain his laughter: he hit every step

[incorrectthenamesh]

Ikaris: how did none of you hear what i just said?

Thena: I’ve been zoned out for the past 2.5 hours

Gilgamesh: i lost interest halfway through

Druig: ignoring you was a conscious decision

[incorrectthenamesh]

Sprite: Dane always asks me if I’ll ever get taller and i always respond with the same thing: "how dare you fucking talk to me"

[lordworm]

Reblog to make it die faster

[chilewithcarnage]

[chaotic-hypnotic-erotic]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[enki2]

[weaselle]

[incorrectdruigandmakkari]

Druig: Makkari I have to ask you something

Makkari, looking at her watch: Okay but make it quick

Druig: Do you… like like me

Makkari:

Druig:

Makkari: Druig we’ve been together for seven years and we’re getting married in ten minutes

[incorrectdruigandmakkari]

druig: makkari and i made it official! thoughts?? sprite: and prayers

[manikas-whims]

you know its true

[taran-chan]

Gilgamesh: I need you to swear-

Thena: Fuck.

Gilgamesh: …I need you to promise.

Thena: Oh. I promise.

[taran-chan]

Gilgamesh: No, it's too dangerous for you to go alone! Here, take this!

Thena:

Thena: You're just holding out your hand.

[sersi]

- Sally Rooney

[eternalowl]

Thenamesh incorrect quotes part two

Part one

Thena: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Gilgamesh: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Gilgamesh walking into the kitchen and seeing all of the limes in the house peeled: Thena, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Thena, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

Thena: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Gilgamesh: Okay.

Thena, nonchalantly: And make out during the scary parts.

Gilgamesh: Th-

Gilgamesh: The scary parts.

Gilgamesh: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Thena: *closes a cabinet*

*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*

Gilgamesh: What was that?

Thena: The sound of someone else's problem.

Gilgamesh: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Thena: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Gilgamesh, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Thena, tending to Gilgamesh’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Gilgamesh: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

*Thena and Gilgamesh are holding hands*

Kingo: Why are you two holding hands?

Thena: Studies show that holding hands can reduce stress.

Kingo: Oh, I thought you two were dating or something.

Gilgamesh: We are. We’re also just really fucking stressed.

Gilgamesh: What are you writing?

Thena: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Gilgamesh, looking over Thena’s shoulder: This just says “fuck around and find out” in calligraphy.

*in some friends to lovers au or something*

Gilgamesh: I thought that maybe-

Thena: *Cuts Gilgamesh off by kissing him*

Gilgamesh: -you’d love me again.

Thena: Who says I stopped?

Kingo: Awwwww!

Gilgamesh:

Thena:

Kingo: I ruined the moment.

*Thenamesh is at IKEA*

Gilgamesh: *staring at all the desks*

Thena: *walks up behind him* What are you doing?

Gilgamesh: I’m wondering which one of these you’d look best pinned aga-

Thena: We can do that tomorrow.

Ajak: *sits down*

Thena: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH GILGAMESH!

Ajak: …

Ajak: I was going to ask you if you wanted an empanada-

Ajak, internally: She’s down bAD.

Gilgamesh: What the FUCK is this?!?

Thena, sitting down, surrounded by corpses and smiling: I won Mafia, that’s what.

Thena: *Sees someone doing stupid shit*

Thena: What an idiot.

Thena: *Realizes it's Gilgamesh*

Thena: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Thena: My partner must be top of the line, graceful, organized-

Gilgamesh: Hey guys! I- *trips*

Thena:

Thena: I want that one.

Computer: Please enter a password.

Thena: *Types in Gilgamesh*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Thena: You wanna saY THAT AGAIN-

Thena with post-Mahd Wr’ry confusion, pouring water into the ocean: The ocean is thirsty.

Gilgamesh: …

Gilgamesh: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Thena: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Gilgamesh, trying to reach something: Thena, could you give me a hand?

Thena: Sure.

Thena: *Holds his hand*

Gilgamesh, blushing: Adorable, but that’s not what I meant.

Thena: Relationships should be 50/50. Gilgamesh cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Ajak: Hey Gilgamesh, are you free on Friday? Around 8pm?

Gilgamesh: Yeah.

Ajak: Thena?

Thena: I’m free.

Ajak: Well, I’m not. You two go enjoy your date! *Leaves*

Gilgamesh: Did she just-

[taran-chan]

[AU]

Thena: Gil, would you like to stay for dinner?

Ajak: *in the background* Would you like to stay forever?