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You're a good guy, you know, if you ignore everything that you do on purpose and concentrate on all of the things that you do by accident.

Thomas to Gally

#the death cure #tmr thomas #tmr gally #source: new girl

Gally: You look happy. Let me guess: your egg sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free.

Thomas: No. You can do that? Why doesn’t everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?

Gally: I was trying to insult you.

Thomas: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!

#the maze runner #tmr gally #tmr thomas #source: brooklyn nine nine

Thomas: You know, you're not pleasant when you're like this, Gally.

Gally: I'm always like this.

Thomas: My point exactly.

#the maze runner #tmr thomas #tmr gally #source: stargate atlantis

Shit, you guys are kids! I better watch my damn mouth around you little bastards! Sorry, sorry–I mean ‘SHOOT, I better watch my damn mouth around you little bastards.’

Jorge

#the scorch trials #tmr jorge #source: a very potter sequel

Aw, I believe this is the beginning of a beautiful mutual tolerance.

Minho, about Thomas and Gally

#the death cure #tmr minho #tmr thomas #tmr gally #source: scream (tv)

Newt: You need to decide!

Thomas: I tried! I even made a pros and cons list. Teresa, good shoulder to cry on. Minho, good shoulders.

#the maze runner #tmr newt #tmr thomas #source: gossip girl

by the way people should submit stuff

#mod post

Thomas: Has anyone seen Newt?

Newt, lying on the floor: Present.

#the death cure #tmr thomas #tmr newt #source: brooklyn nine nine

Gally: This time baby, I’ll be bulletproof.

#submission #the maze runner #tmr gally #source: la roux

Gally [to Thomas]: You’re like a Chihuahua in a box of free puppies that no one picks because they know you’re the most annoying one.

Thomas: You’re like the one asshole in a group of friends who everybody secretly hates and couldn’t care less about if you were on the ground with a pole sticking out through your chest.

Gally: …That second part actually happened. We’re supposed to be using analogies.

Thomas: Well it’s still true, isn’t it?

#the maze runner #tmr gally #tmr thomas #source: unknown #submission

If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way and attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you. And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

Gally, to Thomas

#the maze runner #tmr gally #tmr thomas #source: the other guys

Thomas: Isn't that unethical?

Ava Paige: No!

Thomas: ''Unethical'' means 'morally wrong'.

Ava Paige: Oh. Then yes.

#the scorch trials #tmr thomas #ava paige #source: the weekenders

Teresa: Justify your existence. What contribution have you made?

Minho: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.

#the maze runner #tmr teresa #tmr minho #source: red dwarf

Newt: Hey, guys? I think I might be coming down with something.

Thomas: Are you kidding me, dude? Like, I think you're gonna die.

#the death cure #tmr newt #tmr thomas #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia

reminder to source your submissions

i have gotten so many submissions without sources lately and it’s frustrating

#mod post

Gally: god do you know who i hate EVERYONE

#tmr gally #submission #the maze runner #source: dirtbag shakespeare

Minho: Has anyone seen Newt? Thomas, do you know where he is? Thomas: Sorry, Minho, I haven’t seen him since the last time I saw him. Minho: Yeah, but when was that? Thomas: Last time I saw him? It was definitely the time I saw him last.

#the death cure #tmr minho #tmr newt #submission #the maze runner #tmr thomas #source: teen wolf

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