TOBI AND DEIDARA SAID...

A collection of totally accurate and correct quotes from Tobi (Obito) and Deidara. This blog is scheduled to post once a day. THIS BLOG CONTAINS T/OBIDEI CONTENT ONLY. You are very welcome to submit any (in)correct quotes. Please submit via the submit page. The ask page is NOT the place to submit quotes.

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Deidara: Are you okay? Obito: No. Are you okay? Deidara: No, you? Obito: Nope. Deidara: Love you. Obito: Love you, too.

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Tobi: I like whatever's wrong with you. Deidara: Say that again, please.

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Deidara: If I were a donut, what kind would I be? Tobi: Sprinkles. Deidara: What kind of icing and sprinkles? Tobi: White icing and confetti rainbow sprinkles. You're a delight in every way. Deidara: Thank you. I will be donut someday.

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Tobi: Lovely weather we're having. Thank you, Deidara-senpai.

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Tobi: Fuck my beverageless drinkcel life. Deidara: What happened to just saying you're thirsty?

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Deidara: We're not dating. Tobi: But we're talking. Deidara: Um, we never established that.

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Deidara: You're so cute. How bad are your abandonment issues? Obito: ?

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Tobi, to Deidara: "Bro," but like, romantically.

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Tobi: Can you take my ass to funkytown? Deidara: Nope. Torture city again. Tobi: Come on.

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Deidara: What's your favorite horror movie? Obito: My life.

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Tobi: I have a question, babe. Tobi: After we marry... what do you want me to call you? Deidara: Supreme leader.

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Tobi: Deidara is not allowed to watch IT. Tobi: I'm the only clown he needs.

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Tobi: Deidara can do whatever he wants because I can break your jaw.

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Obito: My suffering isn't beautiful. Deidara: But your survival is.

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Tobi: Listen, I know Deidara is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to himself and others. Tobi: But have you ever considered that he is tiny and sad and I love him?