Memeies :DD

I write funny toy story things because I love them | original content guys lmao

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Buzz: Oh look, it's a package from Woody.

Jessie: It's heavy, what's in it?

Forky: It must be his disappointment in me.

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Jessie: If Buzz and Woody were drowning and you could only save one, who would you save?

Mr Potato Head: My energy

Jessie: Idk what else I was expecting

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Rex: hey hamm

Hamm: yeah?

Rex: how so you spell orange?

Hamm: o-r-

Rex: the fruit btw not the colour

Hamm: oh, okay uh...

Woody: really???

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"You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."

- Jessie

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Jessie: Bullseye threw this note at me. It reads "please dont pronounce 'hors d'oeuvres' as 'horse divorce' ever again."

[prismaviolet]

Jessie is the best!!! ❤️🌼

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Jessie: holy shit!

Woody: don't swear in front of the preschool toys

Jessie: mama mia that's a spicy meatball

Woody: nevermind just say fuck

(Source: tumblr)

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Slinky: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything?

Hamm: I remember the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Woody: That wasnt an ambulance, I drove us.

Hamm: But I heard a siren.

Slinky: That was Rex.

Rex: Sorry! I was nervous!

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Rex: You better stop raising your voice at me RIGHT now

Woody: Or what??

Rex: I'll... I'll cry and I really dont want to be embarrassed right now.

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Dolly: I dont have time for this.

Buttercup, *stuck in a chair*: for what?

Dolly:

Buttercup:

Dolly: *walks away*

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Woody: You three explain yourselves!

Rex: It was Potato Head

Buttercup: It was Potato Head

Jessie: It was Potato Head

Mr Potato Head:

Mr Potato Head: Damn

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Slinky: I'm going to need you to calm down.

Buttercup: *slams fist on the table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVOURED IF BIRTHDAY CAKES CAN BE ANY FLAVOUR

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Mr Potato Head: Hannah Montana said nobody is perfecr

Mr Potato Head: But here I am

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Woody: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?

Jessie: Should I not have?

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Woody: Please, please... After everything we've been through...

Buzz: I'm sorry, Woody...

Woody [through tears]: I'm begging you, don't do it.

Buzz: It has to be done...

Woody:

Buzz:

Woody:

Buzz: *places 4+ card*

Buzz [tearfully]: Uno.

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Buttercup: My aesthetic is the kid on the playground who told all the other kids Ring Around the Rosie was about the black plague.

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Woody: adding "lmao" doesn't hide your pain

Forky: yes it does lmao