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"He is a peacock in everything but beauty!”

- Probably Gordon, directed at James

#submission #thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #gordon #james #source: the picture of dorian gray

What level of weird but funny is acceptable for a submission?

you can submit whatever tf you want basically, as long as it's not ragingly offensive and include the original quote source so i know how to tag it

Mavis: Well, Diesel 10 just wrecked. Would anyone like to say a few words?

James: I will. *chugs forward* He was a loudmouth dick and he scratched my paint at the Tidmouth Christmas party. Amen. *chugs backward*

#submission #Thomas The Tank Engine #Thomas and Friends #diesel 10 #mavis #source: brandon's cult movies

Thomas: This isn’t fair. You can’t let it happen, Sir!

The Fat Controller: I know, but I’m bored now, so it looks like I probably will. Good luck, all.

#thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #thomas #the fat controller #sir topham hatt #source: derry girls

“Seven tenders, Duck? Seven? That’s insane.”

- Henry

#bored so i’m posting here agai #thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #henry #duck #source: peep show

Gordon: I am at a loss for words!

Thomas, narrating: And despite his loss for words, dad spent the next forty-five minutes yelling at me. A new record.

#thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #thomas #gordon #source: unknown #submission

Sir Topham Hatt: I’m sure you’ve read of their recent fortune amassed in the junk business.

Splatter: Scrap metal, actually.

#thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #the fat controller #splatter #source: the phantom of the opera

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no nazis on my server, please

matt0044

What the huh?

incorrecttttequotes

I just had to block someone who I think was... kin with hitler?

no nazis on my server, please

#u know who you are #or hopefully not since i just blocked you

Rosie: I may be of assistance.

Thomas, Emily, and Gordon: Rosie!

Gordon (mumbling): How did you get in my berth?

#submitted by #smashjitzu #thomas the tank engine #rosie #thomas #emily #gordon

James: Do I get to pull the Flying Kipper?

Henry: The Dane Cook of trains? No.

#submitted by jamie-b-good #thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #james #henry #source: archer

Sit down Gordon! You fat mother*bleep*

-Thomas

#i'm leaving the bleep in this is a FAMILY BLOG #submitted by pintrestgirl2003 #thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #gordon #thomas #submission

Donald: I’m sorry that I refused to do anything you asked and then left you stranded in the snow.

Douglas: I’m sorry that I did literally nothing wrong.

Donald: Someday I’ll forgive you.

#submitted by colin #thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #donald #douglas #source: oh hello

Sir Topham Hatt: If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my engines equally!

(EARLIER THAT DAY)

Sir Topham Hatt: I don’t care for James.

#submitted by colin #thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #the fat controller #sir topham hatt #james #source: arrested development

“I feel like hell just came and threw up on me.”

- Henry (after getting into his famous accident)

#thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #henry #submission

U know that vine like "JESUS CHRIST" "watch your language" "jesus...!"? Thats thomas, mr conductor, and lady

DSKHDSKJHKJGHS

#Anonymous

James: Jesus Christ, is that a fucking gremlin?

Mike: No, I’m a miniature engine.

James: Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.

#submitted by colin #thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #james #mike #source: the most popular girls in school

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