the dumbest co-ed group

there are so many of us in this dorm. there's smoke everywhere. what are we doing???? send help, two of these people aren't even members

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Jihye: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety

Tai: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume, I'm more like an anxiety pickle

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Miinae: Jae is choking, I need to call 119 but the 9 button isn't working!

Aaron: Turn it upside down and use the 6!

Miinae: Genius!

Jae, stops choking momentarily: What the heck

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Jae: What's going on here?

Maknae line: Teenage rebellion

Miinae: fuck yeah, stick it to the old people

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Ahnjong: I made you this friendship bracelet

Jae: I'm not really a jewelry person

Ahnjong: You don't have to wear it

Jae: no, I'm gonna wear it forever. back off.

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Miinae, holding a box: You promise you didn't get me bees again?

Aaron, from a distance: Just open it.

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Miinae: Anyone wanna get in an argument with me?

Someone: Aaron doesn't deserve to be in TUS.

Miinae: You know what, I was joking but fuck you for real.

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Jae: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Miinae: Okay, but in my defense, Aaron bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Jae: That's not what I- You drank shampoo?

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Jie: -hesitating on jumping from a bungee platform- I'm scared

Jae: It's cool Jie! If you fall, I'll catch you!

Aaron: Don't die and everything will be fine!

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Jae: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Dae: You are my reward, Jae

Jie's BF: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Jie: Yeah... you kind of are a bitch sometimes, Chul-hyung.

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TUS Manager: *Visiting the dorm, opening the door* Sorry for intruding, I’d just like to check on how you’re doing—

Miinae: *screaming*

Ahnjong: *crying*

Tai: *Existential crisis*

Maknae Line: *panicking and seeking comfort from the older members*

Dae and Jae: *Attempting to call the emergency number*

Jihye: *Clinging onto the nearest object as if it would save her life*

TUS Dorm: *Half on fire*

TUS Manager: —Nevermind, you guys seem to be doing fine. *leaves*

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Predebut Aaron: Jie-hyung is so soft. I wish I could be soft like that.

Aaron now: Jie-hyung is soft— wait, nevermind. I never could have been more wrong.

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Miinae: That was quite a successful shopping trip.

Seunghee: *screeching* I forgot that we left Aaron at the store!

Miinae: As I have said. Successful.

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Aaron (on his costume): It's like, that kind of blood orange...

Miinae: "Blood Orange" -- he's so pretentious. Shut up, it's fucking red.

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Miinae: Do I look straight?

Aaron: No. Not in the slightest.

Miinae: I mean my parking. Does it look straight?

Aaron: Oh, that makes sense. In that case, eh, somewhat.

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Jae: Are you crying?

Jie: Y-yes.

Jae: It’s a Twix commercial...

Jie:WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING? WHY CAN’T THEY JUST BE TOGETHER?

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Aaron: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Jie: I'm sorry. You were stabbed?

Aaron: Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you.

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Miinae: what are you talking about i'm like the backbone of this friendship group

Dae: you're like... the appendix of this friendship group

Dae: no one knows what you're here for

Jae: also prone to explode at any given moment

Jae: and a real pain to remove