Burds an' Lizurds an'...

Bri's Big Bad Bird Blog that isn't always about Birds

[fedswatching]

lmfao

[rafnicorvani]

older generation: u all get too offended 2 easily

gay people: *exist*

older generation: oh my GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[5oil]

[mpl0u]

i needed this on my blog

[partlysmith]

Visit Original Link

[nestregards]

luhluhlhluhluhluhluhluh

[honpun]

reblogging for bird tongue week

[doodlemancy]

they say attitude is everything [more comics / patreon]

[invisiblecatfish]

jesus fuck this is me as pixels

[busket]

im posting this just to put it in my laugh rule tag because it was killing me eariler

[sodomydog]

tag yourself, I’m 4 slices of hot food

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[pleatedjeans]

[blogontheweb]

wild gorillas have already killed the entire population of Maine

[myloverhammurabi]

I have a great idea to help the scientific accuracy cause. We make a Neko Atsume inspired game, called Cretaceous Critters. The cats are replaced by smaller, feathered Therapods, smaller pterosaurs, and mammals, all from the Cretaceous. And Tubbs the cat would be replaced by a feathered T. Rex.

Sounds great. Basically a Ludia dinosaur game, except much, much better. Alternative title idea:

Dino Atsume

[franzanth]

Help I think something’s wrong with my cats.

[merswine]

OH MY GOD

[myloverhammurabi]

I swear to god, this post has been my top post for one and a half weeks now. 

[myloverhammurabi]

CHRIST WHEN IS THIS POST GOING TO DIE

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Give it another 65 million years.

[witchelny]

@ted

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

rraaaahhhh

[danlikestrash]

this took longer than i’m willing to admit.

[zohbugg]

As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

[nudityandnerdery]

You are my hero.

[cagecostumes]

after more than a year… I need to reblog it again. Because.

[lioness--hart]

marry me

[digg]

                         I AM AWAITED IN FLAVORTOWN

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[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

[surprise-adoption]

Bottle rocket under ice

[joshreads]

at last, political campaigning has achieved its purist form: meme fights

the founding father are all high-fiving each other right now, in hell