They probably did say that.

Please don't sue us.

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Louis: For the last time, it's called cauliflower, not 'ghost broccoli'.

Lestat: I know what I saw.

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Lestat: You actually make a good argument.

Marius: I do some of my best work when I bullshit.

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Claudia: Please? For me?

Louis: Don't do that.

Claudia: What?

Louis: You think that every time you say 'Please? For me?' I'll do what ever you want. Well, not this time.

Claudia: Please? For me?

Louis: ...

Louis: Okay.

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Marius: [to Pandora] I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all our secrets.

Lestat: What secrets?

Marius: Oh no Lestat, I’m not going to tell you because I’m an excellent secret keeper!

Lestat: [whispering] You’ll tell me later?

Marius: [whispering] You already know.

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Louis: You lied?

Lestat: I may have.

Louis: You may have, or you did?

Lestat: I may have did.

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Pandora: Stop your addiction to being right.

Marius: Great advice for anyone who isn’t me.

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Louis, entering the theatre: Who is the one in charge here?

Armand: Well, usually it’s whoever can yell the loudest.

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Louis: Remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?

Lestat: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

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Akasha: It’s okay, Lestat. Everyone’s afraid of something.

Lestat: Even you?

Akasha: No.

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Santino: Want me to flex and make all the buttons pop off my shirt?

Armand: Yes! You can do that?

Santino: The challenge is keeping the buttons on.

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Armand: The thing is… I have something big to tell you.

Lestat: You know you can say anything to me. We’ve known each other for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.

Armand: I’m dating Louis.

Lestat: You’re dead to me.

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I would walk through fire for Amadeo. Well, not real fire, of course. But a humid room for sure. But not too humid, because my hair.

Marius

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Clone: Shoot them! They’re the fake!

Lestat: *points gun at clone* Aha! The real Louis would never pass up an opportunity to die!

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Nicolas: We could work in some of the ideas I've been suggesting.

Armand: Those aren't ideas as much as they are random acts of violence.

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Lestat: I saw the body. You killed that woman.

Claudia: No I didn't!

Louis: Claudia, premeditated murder is one thing, but I will not have lying in this house.

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Armand: You know, Gabrielle, I have to say, you’ve been a lot more empathetic lately. Why is that?

Gabrielle: Because I’ve written down the phrases “that’s too bad”, “I hear you” and “I know how you feel” on this little piece of paper and I randomly spew one out every time you pause.

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Louis: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Lestat: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.