Canon TWEWY Quotes

this totally happened in twewy

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Joshua: I never brag.

Neku: You once called your face proof of god's existence.

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Neku: sees a cactus

Neku:

Neku: Take me to your leader.

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Neku: Shoutout to the friends who still like me.

Neku: All two of you.

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Joshua: "A good friend has news for you?" So, what's the news?

Neku: I'm not your friend.

Joshua: That is good news.

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Joshua: *fucks something up*

Joshua: Shit, my bad.

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Beat: *loses a fight*

Beat: Bro wtf I was lagging rematch me

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I wanna put on a cute dress and slay my enemies.

Shiki, probably

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Do you ever just wear headphones so people won't talk to you?

Neku, probably

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The first step to murder is to have fun and be yourself.

Joshua, probably

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Holy fuck, it's colder then my soul out here.

Joshua, probably

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I'm like a hexagon. All my hecks are gone.

Neku, probably

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Joshua: Step one: Don't murder anyone.

[Joshua shoots Neku]

Joshua: ...Whoops. Failed step one.

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Neku: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life.

Shiki: Tied with what?

Neku: Every other freaking day of my life!

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Neku: Beat, what are you doing?

Beat: Being awesome.

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Joshua: Not the most sophsicated of methods...

Beat: You're not a sophsicated guy! It suits you just fine!

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Joshua: Where's Shiki?

Neku: She is not my girlfriend!

Joshua: Whoa there, never said she was.

Neku: ...Oh. Awkward...

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Joshua: Pardon the intrusion.

Neku: ...At this moment or my life in general?